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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Darkchylde
breead-type heels or human-type heels? *prurient snicker*
5,901
posted on
12/12/2005 12:33:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
5,902
posted on
12/12/2005 12:33:33 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
But it doesn't involve voice activation of my primary cerebral matrix.
I just wish the frozen banana wasn't quite so hard on the back of my head.
5,903
posted on
12/12/2005 12:33:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darkchylde; Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland
I want something.... pretty.
?
5,904
posted on
12/12/2005 12:34:40 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
Better on the back of your head than up your @r$3!
5,905
posted on
12/12/2005 12:34:58 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Cool!
Kids as regulated class 3 weaponry.
"MY son has the most VILE shoes!"
"No, MY son has the most VILE gym clothes!"
"Hey, hey, hey! Ladies, break it up, or we'll have ATF come in and check your claims!"
5,906
posted on
12/12/2005 12:35:20 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*ahem*
The wing nut on the air filter in my truck was painted pink...to honor my pinkness...;o]
5,907
posted on
12/12/2005 12:35:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: King Prout
5,908
posted on
12/12/2005 12:35:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darkchylde; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
Pretty?
Like a bolt action rifle with an engraved wood Mannlicher stock?
5,909
posted on
12/12/2005 12:35:54 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Monkey Face
No way! On purpose? Whose idea was it?
5,910
posted on
12/12/2005 12:36:39 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Prurience afflicts you about once every forty minutes, doesn't it?
In your next life, you might come back as a Male instead of Female.
5,911
posted on
12/12/2005 12:36:55 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darkchylde; King Prout
Woman themed and marketed weapons?
"Lady Ruger, kills the bad guys just as dead, and looks pretty too! Now in five fragrances."*
*Hangign fragrance thingy to set on dead badguy once ventilation is done.
5,912
posted on
12/12/2005 12:37:36 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
"Regulated" in the sense that I control them. Although, in and of themselves, they could be considered viable hazmats.
5,913
posted on
12/12/2005 12:38:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare; Darkchylde
Can "feminine"-colored weaponry be far behind?the arms industry is ahead of you, dear:
5,914
posted on
12/12/2005 12:38:06 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
True.
But I only get clubbed when she wants my attention>
And then it's like, *thud* "Huh? Oh yeah.. Splosionsssss."
5,915
posted on
12/12/2005 12:38:30 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
Shadow gets very loud, to the point of absolutely howling.
It sounds so mournful... & he can be heard in every room.
5,916
posted on
12/12/2005 12:38:53 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: King Prout
WHOA!!!
Now THAT'S "pretty!"
5,917
posted on
12/12/2005 12:39:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare; King Prout
*whining* That's no good, I hate the color pink.
5,918
posted on
12/12/2005 12:40:13 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Alice au Wonderland
5,919
posted on
12/12/2005 12:40:16 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
they could be considered viable hazmats.especially Tertia
5,920
posted on
12/12/2005 12:40:22 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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