Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Monkey Face]

One of the best movies I ever stumbled into was "Better Off Dead." I just have to coordinate my brain and money so that I have them both at the same time, so I can get it...:o0

[Monkey Face]

Ain't that the truth? I HATE when that happens.

[Dead Corpse]

"I want my two dollars!!!"

[Alice au Wonderland]

Consult She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed. I have never shared BBB manufacturing lore with anyone outside of the family.

[Alice au Wonderland]

As the children in question are mine, I approve of this activity.

[King Prout]

VKS RED-ALERT: HERETIC DETECTED. HERETIC DETECTED. HERETIC DETECTED.

[Monkey Face]

David Ogden Steirs was SOOO good..."Mellow.....off!"

[Alice au Wonderland]

Sun-Dried Tomato Vinaigrette

[Darkchylde]

I end up hopping on the computer. Unfortunately, I wait a
while for a cup of tea 'cause the tea pot whistles loudly.

[King Prout]

"what a shame... someone threw away a perfectly good white boy."

[Darksheare]

Okers.
Usually how it works is quite simple, I say somethign wacky, the kids go, "that sounds like a good idea!"

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Those cat's eyes are pure evil!

[EsmeraldaA]

Mmmmmmm
Sometimes I can actually go back to sleep.
If it is early enough. 7 should do it. ;-)

I have to do something. I'll be back after 15 not later than 30.

[Monkey Face]

Erm...Alice...what (pray tell) is that recipe called?
(That is, if I may be so bold as to ask?...)

[Alice au Wonderland]

Yes, my king? *wiping vinaigrette off fingers onto tunic*

[King Prout]

hrmn. she's home. sick. she gots da eppyzoodis. and i think she maught be gittin da gutbug what pestereth me. call her and ask, willya dearie?

[Alice au Wonderland]

Get one of those timer controlled coffee machines. There's no law that says you have to put coffee in it. That way, in the morning, if you've programmed the bloody thing properly, you'll have HOT water ready and available for tea.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Just so long as you are willing to accept their "enhancements", you should do okay.

[King Prout]

yes, they are

here's a pic, same cat, not irked:

[Darkchylde]

I ain't got no money. Besides, we don't have
any place to put the stuff we have as it is.