Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Darkchylde]

That's the thing, you can never be
sure 'cause it's a never-ending battle.

[Monkey Face]

"We found a brand of herbal tea that works wonders. It's billed as a "dieter's tea". We renamed it "poop tea". This stuff is better than exlax..."

Is that the stuff that comes in a red box? Just reading the box info was enough to scare me off...I don't want any help like that....:o[

[EsmeraldaA]

They are mostly Barbies and Kens,
so it's very hard for them to 'get' a natural look.
You are just 'lucky about your looks.
;-]

[Dead Corpse]

Black box. Gold lettering. It's got a heavy helping of green tea and a bunch of other stuff in it.

[EsmeraldaA]

You should have the upper hand then.
Just as a matter of principle....

[King Prout]

that thing with the bear? yeah - Arek Bawdwin, usuarry so wofwess, was unable to ruin that Hopkins movie.

[Monkey Face]

Ah. OK. There's some stuff in a red box that should have a skull and crossbones on it....Anyone I ever talked to that used it said it was "very effective" and wanted to give me all the details. At which point, of course, I had to beg off.

[Darksheare]

*turning around in circles*

What looks, where?

;-)

[Monkey Face]

Yes...that's the one...where his wife is having an affiar with the Baldwin jerk. I wish I could remember the name of it...I would like to have it, just because the Baldwin buys the farm...

[King Prout]

dein bruder... that'd be "darkwolf" yes?

[EsmeraldaA]

LOL!

The 'natural' ones of course.

[Monkey Face]

Hi, Es!

(Finally!) Jeez...I was trying to get my son's Christmas package ready to mail this morning, and had to pick up a few other things, so I was here and then gone.

I took it to the post office, but saw the parking lot full and cars waiting for someone to leave, and said, "NOT!"

At which point, I came home, got online, and arranged for UPS to come and pick it up tomorrow. I still feel frazzled...:o|

[King Prout]

google: movie, bear, "Alec Baldwin"+"Anthony Hopkins"

yields: film title "The Edge"

[Alice au Wonderland]

I'm back.

Is there a mutually agreed upon protocol re: posting recipes (the one in question is an Irish Creme Cake) on the UT? Do I post it here or do I send it by FReepmail?

*sifting through recipe box*

[Darksheare]

DarkshadowNY, oldest of the three of us, and sporadic poster on FR.

[Darksheare]

*Paranoid*

They're all looking at me.. all of them...

*Camera cuts back to show room is full of dust bunnies*


That's natural looks, right?

[Dead Corpse]

I'm ok with you just posting it here. Your call...

[EsmeraldaA]

Good to have you back. ;)

Christmas traffic and parking. That can be annoying.
I like the shopping, if I can avoid those two mayor pains.

[Darkchylde]

But I don't. Just when I think I'll be able to
sleep, I find my eyes stuck open. I come
from a family of night owls. The moment the
sun goes down, I'm awake. It makes no
difference if I was dragging myself all day.
I don't "fall asleep" so much as eventually
"collapse in a state of unconsciousness".

[King Prout]

ah, thankee.

and DJMacWow is all y'all's mom, ja?