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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face
I know hon.

If not I'll find you and haunt you mercilessly.....hehe hehe heeh
12,601 posted on 12/31/2005 2:27:30 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

You're on my ping list, and I'm sure you're on sion's as well, so have no fear: You WILL be pung!

*snort!*


12,602 posted on 12/31/2005 2:28:30 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Monkey Face

Thanks.


12,603 posted on 12/31/2005 2:29:40 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Monkey Face; Victoria Delsoul
I believe tomorrow is not just the first day of the new year, but also Moving Day for the Undead Thread!

It could be any time; the inter-thread translation engines are revved up and ready to go.

Do we want to run out the year here, or start partying in the New Home tonight?

12,604 posted on 12/31/2005 2:33:01 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Victoria Delsoul; Monkey Face; fanfan; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; Baraonda; ...
I saw this on the way home and thought that I'd share it...

A certain (amusing) bumper sticker read the following:

"When Clinton lied, nobody died."

What are we up to on this New Year's Eve, Undeadlies?
12,605 posted on 12/31/2005 2:33:08 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: All

Do I need to do dramatic readings again?


12,606 posted on 12/31/2005 2:37:50 PM PST by Das Outsider ('Twas a fortnight....)
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To: Monkey Face

Moving Day......aahhh yes. Are the scouts out looking for our new digs?


12,607 posted on 12/31/2005 2:41:47 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Monkey Face
I know, I am....

Just kidding you. hehe
12,608 posted on 12/31/2005 2:42:10 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: sionnsar

I'm good any time, but I think we might miss a lot of folks if we do it tonight. Of course, we may miss some tomorrow due to hangovers, too!

You make the call!


12,609 posted on 12/31/2005 2:42:33 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: All; yall; Everybody
From Oedipus Tyrannus:

Oedipus~

1: My children, latest born to Cadmus old,
2: Why sit ye here as suppliants, in your hands
3: Branches of olive filleted with wool?
4: What means this reek of incense everywhere,
5: And everywhere laments and litanies?
6: Children, it were not meet that I should learn
7: From others, and am hither come, myself,
8: I Oedipus, your world-renowned king.
9: Ho! aged sire, whose venerable locks
10: Proclaim thee spokesman of this company,
11: Explain your mood and purport. Is it dread
12: Of ill that moves you or a boon ye crave?...

12,610 posted on 12/31/2005 2:43:10 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: sionnsar

Our move should come after a grand unvieling of our new home at the stroke of midnight. I am excited with anticipation of the revalation of our new home.


12,611 posted on 12/31/2005 2:43:56 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: Das Outsider

I'm still up to 5'9" in my stocking feet, and that's not about to change unless I put shoes on!

How are you today?

And Happy New Year!


12,612 posted on 12/31/2005 2:44:12 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: sionnsar
Do we want to run out the year here, or start partying in the New Home tonight?

I don't know... I won't be here tonight.

12,613 posted on 12/31/2005 2:45:28 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Monkey Face

Eh, not bad.


12,614 posted on 12/31/2005 2:46:18 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider
"When Clinton lied, nobody died."

Yes, people did. Had he caught Osama when he had the chance, 9/11 wouldn't have happened.

12,615 posted on 12/31/2005 2:46:29 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Delta 21

The Scout has already found one!

I think he's just waiting for the psychological moment to direct us to it.

Happy New Year, by the way!


12,616 posted on 12/31/2005 2:46:35 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Das Outsider

I had no idea your were a Kermit fan! Woo-hoo!


12,617 posted on 12/31/2005 2:47:42 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Yes, people did. Had he caught Osama when he had the chance, 9/11 wouldn't have happened.

Yeah, which is why I nearly ran off the road. It's like lemmings in pants with big mouths, insistent upon expressing an opinion--no matter how erroneous or flimsy under the weight of fact.

It served for a good and hearty--albeit, potentially dangerious--chuckle.
12,618 posted on 12/31/2005 2:49:37 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Victoria Delsoul

And then there was that nasty little thing in Africa...


12,619 posted on 12/31/2005 2:49:53 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
I had no idea your were a Kermit fan! Woo-hoo!

What, me? No. A short green fellow traipsed in here last night calling himself "Kermit"--or "Kummit Flog." Before he could be questioned, the character took off.

He made some rather odd comments, didn't he, NnB?
12,620 posted on 12/31/2005 2:51:51 PM PST by Das Outsider
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