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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Monkey Face
Well, there's only three of us & were all a few years apart.
My brothers are 4 years apart & I was born 10 years after
he who is always at fault... he takes after the black Irish in our
blood. The oldest of us has brown hair, but grows a red moustache...
like the German side & my mom says I have her grandma's creamy
English skin. We're Scottish, German, French, English, Irish & Welsh...
if that explains anything. It can be annoying saying "yes, he is" all the
time, so it can be good to actually look like your siblings... sometimes.
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posted on
12/30/2005 4:42:33 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
Nah...everyone who knows us knows me instantly...I'm taller than all of them. :o]
12,282
posted on
12/30/2005 4:46:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Monkey Face
I will have to look into those. Most trips I get by with a rollaboard (checked) laptop bag and small backpack (leave the camera at home and one of the small bags can be left). But this might also be nice for my "emergency kit" -- I never fly now without a change of shirt, socks, etc., plus a mini kit with razor, toothbrush/paste, moustache wax, floss, Woolite, etc. carried on.
12,283
posted on
12/30/2005 4:47:00 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar; DJ MacWoW
What mom was saying was a reference to the sporran being
useful in holding "things" down... so as not to be obvious.
(Is that a gun in your pocket...) *wink wink*
12,284
posted on
12/30/2005 4:47:12 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: sionnsar
Yepper...I think you could benefit from Space Bags. I need to get some more, because I wore the other ones out with short trips after I got back to the States.
They come in all different sizes now, so if you have a Super Wal-Mart, they probably have the full range. I was living in a "small town" so I had to take what they had or do without. I took them.
12,285
posted on
12/30/2005 4:50:53 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Monkey Face
Oh, I'm the shortest. We get shorter as you go
along. In my mom's half of the family, each sibling
was taller than the last. Funny in an odd way.
12,286
posted on
12/30/2005 4:51:58 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
What mom was saying was a reference to the sporran being useful in holding "things" down... 
Sich micht dae fer th' Sassenach, buit ye'd require a hivvie sporran fair the Scot...
It's haird tae keep a guid maun' doon...
*\;-)
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posted on
12/30/2005 4:58:46 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Darkchylde
I'm next to the last in age, but tallest...even taller than my parents. I was always asked, "Can you get that ...... down for me?"
Or "Can you reach that.....for me?"
I think I was 12 when it started...:o[
12,288
posted on
12/30/2005 5:01:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: sionnsar; Darkchylde; Monkey Face
"It's haird tae keep a guid maun' doon... " And according to Mae West, a good man is hard to find...
12,289
posted on
12/30/2005 5:02:51 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: sionnsar; Darkchylde; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; King Prout; DJ MacWoW; All
I'm headin' fer the barn folks...
See ya tomorrow!
12,290
posted on
12/30/2005 5:03:06 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: NicknamedBob
And according to Mae West, a good man is hard to find... That's not quite the way I heard it... I could be wrong, of course, but I think not...;o]
12,291
posted on
12/30/2005 5:05:00 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Monkey Face
Good night, 'Face. Pleasant dreams.
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Monkey Face
You ever see the keychains where that
statement if flipped around? *snicker*
12,293
posted on
12/30/2005 5:06:07 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: tuliptree76
'Night Dr. Ms. Tulip! I'll see you tomorrow!
12,294
posted on
12/30/2005 5:06:31 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Darkchylde
No, but the way I heard it was "flipped around!"
(And I heartily agree!)
12,295
posted on
12/30/2005 5:07:23 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Monkey Face
That's what I meant... I have stuff on the desk in front
of me (& it's not my cat for once), so I'm distracted. ;-)
12,296
posted on
12/30/2005 5:10:11 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: All
12,297
posted on
12/30/2005 5:10:20 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued. ~~ Bill Dana)
To: NicknamedBob
a good man is hard to find...Amen.
To: Monkey Face; Darkchylde; NicknamedBob
When I was in law school, some of the girls on a "girl floor" in a dorm (not my dorm - I was coed) placed a letter in each of their windows to create the "flipped around" version of that saying.
To: tuliptree76; Darkchylde
Okay, It's hard to find a good man.
Sheesh!
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posted on
12/30/2005 5:19:28 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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