Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[tuliptree76]

Good night, IT.

[Not A Snowbird]

It rained on us coming home from the train. Just enough to contribute to yet ANOTHER collision in the intersection just south of the station.

Stupid was the primary factor; the rain just added a degree of excitement to everyone standing around looking at their wrecked cars.

[NicknamedBob]

Was your car involved?

I hate adventures.

[NicknamedBob]

Rain Delay

It rained on us coming home from the train.
More spice to the moment for the pain,
As idiot drivers came our way.
To perfectly end our holiday.

Now the bent metal, and the injured paint,
And all the used-to-was that ain’t,
Stupidity thrives on a liquid diet,
Dry humor’s best, I wish they’d try it.

Humidity must be a very close kin,
The dampening down of the wit within,
I’ve met my share of the Iddity troupe,
Both that loser Hume, and his cousin Stupe.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . December 30, 2005

[Alice au Wonderland]

Prout wishes me to relay hearty howdies to all on the UT. KODT has him working like a slave and he has been too tired to FReep.

[Not A Snowbird]

No, not us, thankfully. We just had to make a quick left and take an alternate because they were completely blocking A Street.

[Not A Snowbird]

LOL! Excellent!

[King Prout]

I have been a slave for KODT
I shall continue being a slave for KODT
I am sorry to have missed so much
I wish you all a Happy New Year

[Dead Corpse]

A bulky figure steps into the dim cavern of the smithy like a lost soul returning home. Checking the racks of tools he begins to set things out for a project roughly outlined and dimensioned on the chalk board to one side.

*bang*

*thud*

Grabbing an odd looking gas torch from a wall niche, he ambles over to the first of the forges and opens a side panel at its base. A practiced turn of the wrist and...

*pop* *pop* *hiss*

*whoosh*

*rumble-rumble-rumble*

The familiar glow of Vulcan's Breath lessens the necessary gloom and brings a faint smile to the smiths lips. Shoving several bars of various metals into the flames, he goes about setting up an assortment of pincers, clamps, draw hammers, flatters, hardies for his project. Checking the heat on the first bar of metal with a pair of tongs, he nods approval and moves the bar to the nearest of the anvils.

*ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink*

*clunk* *whoosh* *whoosh* *whoosh*

*clunk*

*ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink* *ting-ting-tink*

"It's gonna be a long day...", the smith mumbles to himself. Then he thinks about what the final product will be and gives an evil little chuckle that rumbles around the room ominously...

[stephenjohnbanker]

Outstanding!!

[Dead Corpse]

Looks like the Zombies survived ok...

[Alice au Wonderland]

Zombies?

[sionnsar]

Hope it didn't involve you...

[sionnsar]

Slow thread today.

[Monkey Face]

I believe we've started an international incident...
Assault raises tensions in Pacific
Kimchee Press ^ | 12-28-2005 | Leonard Ling
Posted on 12/28/2005 7:13:08 PM PST by Sum Yung Guy
It appears that even the Dear Leader is not safe from Western capitalist oppression. Mr. Kim was reportedly attacked in a most violent way on the afternoon of December 28th by an assailant identified only as "Monkey Face." The incident occured on an internet website frequented by Western capitalist oppressors. Seventeen witnesses, sixteen of them the Dear Leader's top lieutenants and generals witnessed the savage attack. "The Dear Leader was only trying to make peace," one said.

Ted Turner, media mogul and close friend of the Dear Leader was informed of the assault shortly afterwards by one of Mr. Kim's closest advisors. "I've never seen Kim attack anybody. You know, those news websites are for retards and Republicans," he stated on Wednesday.

The Americans with Disabilities Act was unavailable for comment.

Mr. Kim has called for the White House to issue an apology, or face the possibility of delays in the nuclear proliferation talks. President Bush has not yet made an apology.

He got me good, DO...I'm just now coming around to some semblance of awareness...*gasp* (kicking feebly...not stirring up much dust...)

[Dead Corpse]

Yep.

[Monkey Face]

No...wear RED on FRIDAYS to let people know we honor the blood our contrymen have shed for us all over the world, in all times, for whatever reason! Freedom is not free!

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Bob!

[Monkey Face]

LOL! sion, you must be feeling much better!

[Monkey Face]

Glad to see you back at work. Or are you out for the weekend?...