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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Dang, Irish...too much ****** exercise, huh?

Sweet dreams!


11,801 posted on 12/27/2005 8:40:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It's around 4:40 am there. No wonder you're exhausted.

I didn't keep you up too late, did I?

*good night kiss*


11,802 posted on 12/27/2005 8:41:02 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

It was worth the late night!!

*kiss*


11,803 posted on 12/27/2005 8:42:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Probably, goodnight Face!!


11,804 posted on 12/27/2005 8:42:52 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
"Which habitat am I in? "

Your room is in the Castle Habitat, but you are free to move about the entire space.

Just hop into one of the spherical elevator cars, and program which habitat you want to go to.

If you want further descriptions of how these linked habitats work, read "Chapter Seventeen" on my Home Page.

11,805 posted on 12/27/2005 8:43:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; tuliptree76

Jeez....I feel like I've suddenly fallen into a XXXX movie...*HELLLP MEEEEEEE!*


11,806 posted on 12/27/2005 8:43:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Good night, IT!

*smoooooch*


11,807 posted on 12/27/2005 8:43:58 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite
Jeez....I feel like I've suddenly fallen into a XXXX movie...*HELLLP MEEEEEEE!*

He only got to first base! PG at the most!

11,808 posted on 12/27/2005 8:45:17 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Oooh okay. Now I know where I'm at. :-)


11,809 posted on 12/27/2005 8:47:47 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face
"You want to watch them? It's their turn because they are awake...." Who(m) is THEM??? "

Them is the scopes and monitors. You can stay up and watch the scopes and monitors.

There's still nothing to do for days.

11,810 posted on 12/27/2005 8:49:37 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite

Yah...I go into the kitchen for popcorn and so what if I have a sip or two of the bubbly stuff? I come back and you've ben INcensed! (Compliments of Ray Stevens.)


11,811 posted on 12/27/2005 8:51:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob

The scopes and monitors are "AWAKE?"

Are they like, the Triffids? Or worse?


11,812 posted on 12/27/2005 8:52:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite

The chastity belt is still locked and in place!


11,813 posted on 12/27/2005 8:53:20 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Yah. Right. And who has a key? Besides you, me and the gatekeeper?


11,814 posted on 12/27/2005 8:54:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob
Yah. Right. And who has a key? Besides you, me and the gatekeeper?

There's a key? I don't have the key!

Bob, do you know where the key is?

11,815 posted on 12/27/2005 8:56:37 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face; tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite

Good Night, 'Face.

Good Night, Tulip and Irish. This is a nice place to go for strolls, it's always night somewhere.

And there's always a little bistro open somewhere, too.


11,816 posted on 12/27/2005 8:59:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite

You don't have the KEY???

*mumble-mumble-mumble*
Maybe it's just as well...You "innocence" should be unsullied.

(For the record,of course...)


11,817 posted on 12/27/2005 9:00:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good night, Bob. Pleasant dreams.


11,818 posted on 12/27/2005 9:01:12 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

'Night, Bob! It's not often I get to say that...


11,819 posted on 12/27/2005 9:01:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob

See... So he can only go to first.

Well... maybe second if he can get past the long underwear and kevlar bra... But that's really difficult to do!


11,820 posted on 12/27/2005 9:03:30 PM PST by tuliptree76
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