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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face
They both flipped their tails in your direction. (That's a GOOD thing!)

Here kitties, psshwsshwssh (cat call).

11,761 posted on 12/27/2005 8:06:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

The only cure for love is marriage.

How are you, IT? And, to when the happy event?


11,762 posted on 12/27/2005 8:13:12 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi tuliptree76!

A new study shows that kisses shorten life - single life. :)


11,763 posted on 12/27/2005 8:15:07 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Err....that must be Gaelic...my cats only understand American...


11,764 posted on 12/27/2005 8:16:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Baraonda

WHAT????

I heard that when you kiss, you give away a piece of your heart, but never that it would shorten your life...If so, I woulda been dead 30 years ago!! ;o]


11,765 posted on 12/27/2005 8:18:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi 'Face?

How are you, dear?

And where have the children gone? :)


11,766 posted on 12/27/2005 8:18:59 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Baraonda
A new study shows that kisses shorten life - single life. :)

ROFLOL! I don't know about my single life. It seems to be more permanent!

11,767 posted on 12/27/2005 8:19:23 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Baraonda

Happy event? Kissing under the mistletoe, and then marriage?


11,768 posted on 12/27/2005 8:20:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

No cat call in the States?


11,769 posted on 12/27/2005 8:20:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I just made that up.


11,770 posted on 12/27/2005 8:21:12 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"Kissing under the mistletoe, and then marriage?"

About kissing under the nose first?


11,771 posted on 12/27/2005 8:23:05 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Er...a "cat call" here means a "performance" was not worth the money paid for the show...!


11,772 posted on 12/27/2005 8:23:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Baraonda

And what children would you be speaking of? My two-legged ones? Or my four-legged ones?


11,773 posted on 12/27/2005 8:25:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; tuliptree76; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; King Prout

As gently as it began, the thrust for lifting the Flying Castle toward the Moon ends.

The habitats slowly swing back up to the regular angle and resume providing artificial gravity at a modest Mars normal.

On course toward the Moon, there is nothing more to do for a few days.

The Flying Castle Habitat grows darker as the artificial lights are dimmed further. One hundred and twenty degrees away around the Thrust Ring, Habitat A is fully illuminated and wide awake. Their turn to watch the scopes and monitors.


11,774 posted on 12/27/2005 8:25:49 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Monkey Face

I mean the sound you make when you want your cats to come to you!


11,775 posted on 12/27/2005 8:26:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

And we are leaving these "scopes and monitors" to which beings? After the car accident in which I almost died, I'm a rather nervous passenger, so if you would be so kind, tell me who is at the helm. (Or is it "whom?")


11,776 posted on 12/27/2005 8:28:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: concretebob

Prayers up, 'Bob.


11,777 posted on 12/27/2005 8:28:37 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Monkey Face

The kissy-kissy ones.

I guess it takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.


11,778 posted on 12/27/2005 8:28:58 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I make the sound of a kiss...they run to me...*smirk*


11,779 posted on 12/27/2005 8:29:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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Happy event? Kissing under the mistletoe, and then marriage?

I didn't know that's how it worked!

11,780 posted on 12/27/2005 8:29:08 PM PST by tuliptree76
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