Good one
For a while there modern-day Half-Pint was in a lot of Lifetime movie. That was easy to deal with
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmont Park when one is suddenly attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and smacks and knocks out the deranged dog, saving his friend. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.. "Eagles Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Eagles fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said the reporter and he starts writing again. The new story begins with "Flyers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not a Flyers fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or the Flyers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."