Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmont Park when one is suddenly attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and smacks and knocks out the deranged dog, saving his friend. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.. "Eagles Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Eagles fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said the reporter and he starts writing again. The new story begins with "Flyers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not a Flyers fan either," the boy said.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or the Flyers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Mayor Street to demand funding for study to determine how many sticks are lying around in Philadelphia.