Kitty Humor is a weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section.
Among all the serious news, a little humor, brought to us by our feline friends is a nice break.
Helps us get the week to a nice start.
If you want on/off the kitty humor list (185 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
1 posted on
10/31/2005 8:33:17 AM PST by
PetroniDE
To: 185JHP; 7.62 x 51mm; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; ADemocratNoMore; Aeronaut; ...
I'm Back ---- PING.
Back to Lurking and Posting.
2 posted on
10/31/2005 8:34:03 AM PST by
PetroniDE
(We Don't Live in Texas Anymore --- State Name is Now TAXES !!)
To: Bacon Man; Hap
Is that Rorey Calhoun in the picture with the Jack?
4 posted on
10/31/2005 8:39:21 AM PST by
Xenalyte
(I dare you to make less sense.)
To: PetroniDE
Glad you're back, PetroniDE.
I stopped celebrating halloween a long time ago.
When my son was young, I either held a seasonal ("harvest") party for him and his friends, or joined other parents doing similar activities, on this date.
Here's a cat picture, apropos of nothing particular.
6 posted on
10/31/2005 8:44:12 AM PST by
GretchenM
(Hooked on porn and hating it? Visit http://www.theophostic.com .)
To: PetroniDE
Happy Halloween
7 posted on
10/31/2005 8:50:16 AM PST by
mcar
To: PetroniDE
9 posted on
10/31/2005 8:53:08 AM PST by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger)
To: PetroniDE
Happy halloween! As the proud servant to 2 black cats, I am obliged to say it's one of my favorites.
To: PetroniDE
To: PetroniDE
And a big ol'
HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY to one of mine!
To: PetroniDE
Halloween? It's Monday Night Football to us!
Is this what you use pumpkins for?
DING-DONG!!! TRICK OR TREAT!!!
BOO!!!
And remember this halloween . . .
15 posted on
10/31/2005 9:29:59 AM PST by
w_over_w
(This tagline is blank, well, not actually blank but it would be if I didn't just tell you.)
To: PetroniDE; 4catsinmaryland; Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte; Felicity Fahrquar; NautiNurse; ...
Hi, Petroni.
Glad that you are feeling better!
FELINE HAIKUS
Text books on the bed
Pens and papers to play with
Cats don't eat Homework!
Scary things out at
Night. Ringing doorbells. Has to
Be a Human Thing!
High up on a limb
Watching over my domain
Quiet as a breeze
Resting in my spot
Above the deep, wide sofa
Oh, it you?... Big deal!
Dog has a wet nose!
Poking me hard. Wants to play
Okay... Tag!... You're it!!!
Little one dresses
Me like a dolly! Cats just
Don't do Tea Parties!!!!
See something under
The couch. Moving silently
Die, Dust Bunny!... Die!!!!
Color flowing on
The walls. Paws dip and press wet
I just want to help!!!
Pretty One reading
The paper. Leap and look up
I'm more important!
Jack Deth~ 10/31/05.
19 posted on
10/31/2005 9:35:10 AM PST by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: PetroniDE
23 posted on
10/31/2005 9:55:02 AM PST by
SwinneySwitch
(Witches-beyond your expectations!)
To: PetroniDE
Happy Halloween....it's too bad it falls on a Monday...!!
25 posted on
10/31/2005 10:25:20 AM PST by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: PetroniDE
Welcome back, PetroniDE! Glad you're feeling better.
I must take new pictures of the kittens... they're growing like weeds! The kitchen counter is no longer the safe place it was; they can leap up there with ease now.
Yesterday I spotted Tomas playing with them (or trying to.) He chases them, but he's too fat to move as quickly as they do and they know it.
:-)
31 posted on
10/31/2005 10:42:49 AM PST by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...
When you're a Viking Kitty, every day is Halloween.
33 posted on
10/31/2005 11:52:50 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(Nature abhors a vacuum. So do cats.)
To: PetroniDE
"You have just 3 seconds to take this stupid hat off my head....."
"...if not, you know your favorite work boots? It won't take me that long to leave my calling card in them. Oh yeah, I've been practicing....juuuuust in case ....."
34 posted on
10/31/2005 12:26:56 PM PST by
add925
(The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
To: PetroniDE
I hope you're feeling better.
Here's my girl Sasha. She was StrongBad for Halloween a few years ago.
35 posted on
10/31/2005 12:46:47 PM PST by
Serb5150
(4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.)
To: PetroniDE
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were ill. I'm glad you feeling better and providing us with feline entertainment.
37 posted on
10/31/2005 1:25:59 PM PST by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: PetroniDE
I gave my down to two (sniff) cats a cookie today. One of them loves desserts, the other (Big Fuzz) prefers squirrels. But I won't catch them for him.
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