Posted on 10/28/2005 8:03:23 PM PDT by M203M4
So in the mail today I got the Christmas Victoria Secret catalogue (NO!! *that* is not why, and NO, I didn't do that with it either...).
While I'm distracted doing the work I brought home with me on the computer (on a friday no less, already losing some points with the wife), my wife is flipping through the catalogue and walks over to me, points at one of the pictures, and says, "hey, her abs look just like mine!"
Now, what followed was obviously a blatant act of war and was pretty darn stupid on my part. Without even looking at the catalogue, I continue staring at my screen and say (while joking of course, but without the intended tone, not that ANY tone could have saved me), "wha? The fat one?"
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am sleeping on the couch tonight.
minimum 1/2 carat offense.
He might not end up being the master of his domain after looking at it. Lol. Ya never know.
Victoria's Secret shows more skin than a Glamour magazine.
u got off easy...
So, I take it that Jenny's not so Cool after all?
Then at least the history books will remember you.
Excellent suggestion. Any woman would appreciate and forgive her man with an "I'm sorry" gift like a bottle of Chanel No.5.
I use No.5 and Chanel Mademoiselle. Both have beautiful scents.
No. 5 is my absolute favorite fragrance. I honestly don't think it's possible for a woman to feel anything but amazingly beautiful and sexy when she wears it.
You are too funny.
Brilliant. You stripped away all the words and got to the message. She's no VS model. 99.99% of them are not. She was, indeed, merely trying to connect, possibly to get a little reassurance and approval, and certainly to get a little romance -- or more likely, affection.
Well done.
Ha!
Oh, she's cool alright ...
Lefty, tho. Not hitchin' up material!
Just my type! Will you marry me?
I'm having second thoughts about that. The reason is my sponsor in Narcotics Anonymous.
He's practically a hippy. Long hair in a pony tail (white, now: He's 60). Very left of center. However, he simply exudes real love and care and concern about his sponsees. Wonderful guy, and one of the most spiritual people I have ever met.
I have a wonderful friendship with him. We don't bother to talk politics, except maybe a gentle barb thrown here or there.
What this friendship taught me is that friendship can surmount politics (if neither side is a raving partisan). I certainly imagine that love could surmount politics easily.
Yes.
I've always loved you, Larry.
I would rate this one somewhere between "new refrigerator" and
"trip to Italy".
Until you can afford to buy her the new convertible, I'd not mention the "I'm sleeping with your best friend" thingy.
Ouch.
A sharp dagger would have been less damaging.
Did you learn your lesson?
Glad for ya, Laz. Sounds like a good guy to have on your side.
[shaking head.....] Duuuuuuuuuude........................
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