[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are so welcome.

What is the fastest a blonde is allowed to drive?









68 MPH. Because at 69 she blows a rod.

[PaulaB]

You Are a Little Scary

You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.

How Scary Are You?

[llevrok]

So a little boy is trick or treating all by himself. He is dressed like a pirate, complete with tri-angle hat and eye patch.

(door bell rings)"Trick or Treat!!!!!"

"Oh my, how cute!! (says the lady) A Pirate! But you are all by yourself? Where are your buccaneers, son?"

Under my buccin;' hat, lady!!!!!