(door bell rings)"Trick or Treat!!!!!"
"Oh my, how cute!! (says the lady) A Pirate! But you are all by yourself? Where are your buccaneers, son?"
Under my buccin;' hat, lady!!!!!
LOL!!
A pirate walks into a bar with a boat steering wheel attached to his belt and orders a whiskey
The bartender gives him a wiskey and says "Hey did you know you have a boat steering wheel attached to your belt?"
The pirate says " Aye. Its driving me nuts"