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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: najida
Good girl...

I have one also and we love it...

no mess beautiful fire...

warning on these though....
if you have it turned up high for a time
you will start to see light black smudges on your ceiling fans and around the carpet where the furniture sits..through trial and error we finally learned about ours. Don't let it spook you if it sets the detector off...just turn it down some and open a window for fresh air.
421 posted on 10/28/2005 1:06:53 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: teenyelliott

Well,
When I was a kid, we had those gas space heaters. And if you were the first one up in the morning, you lit it. The rules being "light the match, THEN turn on the gas".

However, I'm not a morning person. Never have been. I can appear awake, even to myself, and still be very asleep. So when I as about 10, I got up, turned on the gas and then struck the match.

~~sigh~~I looked like the Mona Lisa for weeks. And eyelashes hurt when they're growing back.

As for my brother...he's so happy to have me out of his house, he's practically doing back flips. I think he was more afraid of me becoming homeless than anything else.


422 posted on 10/28/2005 1:07:42 PM PDT by najida (I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
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To: EX52D
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424 posted on 10/28/2005 1:09:00 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: PaulaB

Oh, I love it!

And it can actually heat the entire house! Thanks for the advice, I'll watch closely for changes.


425 posted on 10/28/2005 1:09:42 PM PDT by najida (I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
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To: Pookyhead
OMG...that looks horrible! Vomit
426 posted on 10/28/2005 1:10:56 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Maximus of Texas

For some reason, I thought you were going to go in a completely different direction bringing up "tricks". You're so full of surprises.


427 posted on 10/28/2005 1:10:57 PM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: Pookyhead
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAAAAAINS!

Abby somebody...

428 posted on 10/28/2005 1:11:40 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: EX52D
LOL did you really just post a vomiting smiley?
429 posted on 10/28/2005 1:12:05 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: PaulaB

Awww, he's cute.


430 posted on 10/28/2005 1:13:05 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: BJClinton

That's why I have my ping list on my profile page.

Always accessible.

Even if I run away from home - you can still ping the RWOS.


431 posted on 10/28/2005 1:13:46 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: Pookyhead

Are you making fun of me, kind sir?


432 posted on 10/28/2005 1:13:53 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: PaulaB
Thumbs Up
433 posted on 10/28/2005 1:14:25 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Dashing Dasher

Trying to catch up with my pings...

did you get one of those RWOS thongs?


434 posted on 10/28/2005 1:14:42 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: r-q-tek86
Ordered a t shirt and can't wait to wear it...

since I work in uptown I am sure

a few in the alternate lifestyle community

will give me the look
435 posted on 10/28/2005 1:16:31 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: EX52D
Test your hand/eye coordination...
436 posted on 10/28/2005 1:17:15 PM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: mcar; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.
How Scary Are You?

437 posted on 10/28/2005 1:18:04 PM PDT by appalachian_dweller (Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
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To: PaulaB

(re: your tagline)

I'm on a Mexican radio...

radiooo...radio...radioooo...radio...


438 posted on 10/28/2005 1:18:11 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: dorathexplorer

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The file may be on this site, but in a different location. The links below may help you find the file.


439 posted on 10/28/2005 1:19:00 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: najida

You are living quite an adventure, aren't you? Sort of an ongoing drama/comedy routine... :-)


440 posted on 10/28/2005 1:19:04 PM PDT by HeadOn (Don't talk to me about global warming unless you don't own a car.)
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