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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: TASMANIANRED
Which came first, the chicken or the mouse?

Both. And they're both Democrats.

1,121 posted on 11/05/2005 10:04:14 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road?

A.I dunno.


1,122 posted on 11/05/2005 10:04:16 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Lady Jag

Did you see the tread about the theft of $75k of bull semen?


1,123 posted on 11/05/2005 10:05:12 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi, IT.


1,124 posted on 11/05/2005 10:06:09 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Q.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the chicken coop.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

1,125 posted on 11/05/2005 10:06:26 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: NicknamedBob
Well.. the teleGIB can be used to obliterate stuff quite effectively should hostiles appear.. some outsiders would find defense offensive.. but none of us do.
1,126 posted on 11/05/2005 10:06:35 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Lady Jag

What does the word wrap button do...

I accidentally hit it.

Doesn't seem to have had any effect.


1,127 posted on 11/05/2005 10:06:35 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

"...I have to be in the mood for horror but when the snow is blowing and the wind howling it is just a good time for being scared silly."

I like the B&W ones the best...the movies that set the mark for atmosphere and scare..."Psycho" comes to mind quite readily.



1,128 posted on 11/05/2005 10:06:39 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Hi GJP.


1,129 posted on 11/05/2005 10:07:10 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

A pig's, well, climax, lasts for half an hour! (how is that possible????)

I saw that on some thread awhile ago - it also had the info about the lion's very busy day!! (Lions must get very tired!)


1,130 posted on 11/05/2005 10:07:15 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

No eye deer


1,131 posted on 11/05/2005 10:07:19 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Hey! What's happenin'?
How's your weather?
We got more sunshine today; supposed to be in the 80's again. :o]


1,132 posted on 11/05/2005 10:07:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Darksheare

New tag like Dark.

I like it.


1,133 posted on 11/05/2005 10:07:54 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Ground beef=mince meat + you know that. Isn't just offal?
1,134 posted on 11/05/2005 10:08:09 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Every joint needs a back door!!

1,135 posted on 11/05/2005 10:08:13 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Hey Monkey.

Long time no see.

Girls send a smooch.


1,136 posted on 11/05/2005 10:08:46 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

Blind Bambi!!


1,137 posted on 11/05/2005 10:09:02 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Lady Jag

Don't talk to me about offal! I live near a meat factory, the town does be stink!!


1,138 posted on 11/05/2005 10:10:00 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Did you see the tread about the theft of $75k of bull semen?

No, I didn't. It must have been one hell of a bull, I bet!


1,139 posted on 11/05/2005 10:10:22 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: tuliptree76

Your here again!!


1,140 posted on 11/05/2005 10:10:31 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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