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Caption the Sink-Meister and his adoring lackey, Helen Thomas
hillarymustbestopped
Posted on 10/26/2005 6:30:14 AM PDT by hillarymustbestopped
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: demsarerotten; slimeballs; sycophant
"Did you finish waxing my car and shining my shoes just the way I like 'em, honey? I've got a hot date tonight with this chick named...well, her name isn't important."
"God, I love you. Have fun tonight. And don't do anything I wouldn't do, sonny."
"Never you mind that. Now go write some more Bush-bashing material in the newspapers for me, baby."
"Your wish is my command."
To: hillarymustbestopped
"Helen, if you weren't so old and ugly, I would think about given you a ride on the Presidential Express!"
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posted on
10/26/2005 6:32:40 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Would you like a beer? No thanks, I will have a bud light.)
To: hillarymustbestopped
"If you don't want to swallow that, honey, then why don't you slip over to the ladies' room where you can spit it out"
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posted on
10/26/2005 6:33:47 AM PDT
by
Fido969
("And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:32).)
To: hillarymustbestopped
"Don't worry about my wife Hillary, she's knows I'd cheat on the family dog."
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posted on
10/26/2005 6:37:24 AM PDT
by
quantim
(I just reek of the antithesis of liberalism. They smell me and scatter like rats.)
To: hillarymustbestopped
Twinkie!!!!! What Twinkie???
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posted on
10/26/2005 6:40:32 AM PDT
by
cynicom
To: hillarymustbestopped
"The defining visual of the phrase
'Stuck On Stupid'!
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posted on
10/26/2005 6:51:08 AM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: hillarymustbestopped
Bill thinking:
Oh, what the hell. Any port in a storm. This is nothing but a sausage fest.
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posted on
10/26/2005 6:51:22 AM PDT
by
synbad600
To: hillarymustbestopped
"Be Gentle! My Heart longs for you!"
The question is who said what to whom?
To: hillarymustbestopped
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
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posted on
10/26/2005 8:29:12 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: Zacs Mom
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's my favorite Rush Limbaugh quote! (sorry if that might be spelled wrong)Curse you for beating me to it! lol
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posted on
10/26/2005 8:42:11 AM PDT
by
SpaceDragon
(War on Michael Moore!)
To: hillarymustbestopped
To: Zacs Mom
Looks like Bill has some kind of stain on his right shoulder.
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posted on
10/26/2005 11:34:26 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Rum and Coke, please!)
To: hattend
She's probably got some sort of fast-spreading yeast infection...
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posted on
10/26/2005 11:56:44 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Like a midget at a urinal - stay on your toes...)
To: hattend
Like Pavlov's dog, poor old Helen begins to salivate every time she sees slick willy, so I'm guessing that's just a pool of Helen's drool.
I do hope someone told him to put some ice on it though ~ otherwise he might have a stain to deal with later.
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posted on
10/26/2005 11:57:38 AM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: hillarymustbestopped
"Helen, I love your witch mask. Are you wearing it for Halloween too"?
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