[silent_jonny]

Strangest headline ever.

[cynicom]

One of Bushes guest workers?

[Captainpaintball]

A small price to pay for cheap lawn care.

[SwankyC]

"He kept going up her dress and she kept pushing him away; she couldn't get him off," McMahan said. "He ripped my daughter's pantyhose to get to her genitals.

not to be insensitive, but they want 10 million dollars for torn pantyhose??

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Why does your link go to Yahoo?

I have had a lot of problems with Yahoo today!

[jocon307]

"Gonzalez' whereabouts are not known; police have speculated that he fled to Mexico."

Muchas gracias Presidentes Bush y Fox.

[x1stcav]

Pray, tell...what has this to do with Dolly...other than deep pockets?

On the surface...BS!

[isthisnickcool]

This guy is lucky Dolly Parton didn't catch him in the act. She would have shot the guy.

[Firefigher NC]

I think I'll sue my cousin because at his last party went to, a [really, really] fat girl who came uninvited and unwanted kept sitting in my lap or giving me strange looks like she was trying to seduce me while thinking about the McDonalds menu. No amount of alcohol can fix the psychological damage done to me that night.

[DeFault User]

Although parents stand firm on the sexual battery charges filed against him, Owens believes Dixie Stampede is not accountable.

I'll take that bet, Owens. A court can nail him on improper hiring, supervision, etc., etc. In fact, big bucks will likely change hands before it goes to court.