Kitty Caption CXVI – We Don’t Believe In No Stinkin’ Baseball Curse !! – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

17 October 2005 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

Another October, another beating for long standing baseball curses. Last year it was the Bambino. This year it is Shoeless Joe (at least the part involving either Chicago team winning a pennant). Meanwhile, the Houston Astros are one game away from clinching the N.L. Pennant (and ending another baseball curse, this one un-named). In honor of departing baseball curses, all black cats this week.

Post – Or I Curse Your Football Team

Psst. That curse of E-Rod, or is it A-Rod? Whatever. Not done with that one yet.

The Hillary Curse? We intend to keep that one for a long time.

[w_over_w]

Catch!!

[Bahbah]

LOL. Cute.

[Lady Jag]

That looks like my Oswald (he wears the same expression too!)

A tad judgmental, is he?

[Titan Magroyne]

No, I do NOT know what happened to the dogs who owned these toys. Nor do I care.

[Lady Jag]

[Hoodlum91]

"A tad judgmental, is he? "

Just a bit! You should've seen the looks I got when I dared to make the bed yesterday.

[Lady Jag]

One of my four cats does that a lot, always looking down her nose at you. The bed is protected, however, by the the bouncing bed-making Siamese cat. Her "help" makes it take a minimun of 30 minutes! The one on your left:

[Lady Jag]

One of my cats (not black) sneaked and taught herself how to pee in the toilet. She's camera shy, especially in the bathroom, but we're still trying to get photos.

[w_over_w]

There's only one thing worse than a cat bearing it's fangs and claws . . . and that's . . .

[Lady Jag]

[mupcat]

One of my cats (not black) sneaked and taught herself how to pee in the toilet.

My neighbor's cat does that. She didn't teach him he just followed the old adage of "monkey see monkey do"

[rhetorica]

Alas, I'd post a picture of my black kitty--if only I knew how!

[Lady Jag]

Wait'll I tell people that Sam isn't the only cat who uses the toilet all by her lonesome!

What, may I ask does your neighbor's cat look like? I have been told that orange cats are the smartest. My self-taught cat is Siamese. She's a stray along with the other three cats I have, but none have picked up on her peeing...they don't even seem to notice...although if she's sneaky with us, maybe she's sneaky with them, too.

[Lady Jag]

Balloons are too dangerous for humans here, but bubbles do the trick in keeping cats confused.

[DollyCali]

bttt

[Springman]

Maybe w_over_w is thinking of 1968, when the Detroit Kitty Cats ate the Cardinals?

BTW, heard something on Imus, is he, or Fred going to have to put to sleep an 18 year old kitty?

Didn't hear what was going on.

[Felicity Fahrquar]

If it's Monday, that must mean haikus! Thanks, JD. :)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Pretty good, Jack.

[mupcat]

What, may I ask does your neighbor's cat look like? I have been told that orange cats are the smartest.

Interesting about orange cats. Nope, my neighbor's cat is sort of a gray/black long hair. It's actually my neighbor's and her husband's cat, but I was afraid after I said he learned by "monkey see, monkey do" that you'd wonder if he stood up to pee, so I just used the wife......hope you get my gist. :-)

[Lady Jag]

No problem; I got it. Something like this: