**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

unnngh.. ^ | 10/14/2005 | us

[MozartLover]

[Aracelis]

40% Left Brained, 60% Right Brained

Thank God I have a brain!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Which side of the brain will help me with the FFRL next year. I hate living in the toilet. The only time I was on the top of the list was when I signed up third.

[MozartLover]

"peanut butter, have you tried it slathered on apple quarters"

Yes!

Mmmmmmmmmm, indeed.:)

[backinthefold]

You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

Lucky me :)

 

  
 Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
 
 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
 2) The farm was used to produce produce.
 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
 10) I did not object to the object.
 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
 13) They were too close to the door to close it.
 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests
 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
 
 There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries  in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
 
 Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
 
 If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?
 
 If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by  ship?
 
 Have noses that run and feet that smell?
 
 How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a
 wise guy are opposites?
 
 You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it  out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
 
 English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
 
 P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick

[LongElegantLegs]

Looks like it was a fun party...

[toddlintown]

So true...and funny!

[backinthefold]

Some people have way too much time on their hands...

 

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[NeoCaveman]

50

[Fierce Allegiance]

50

[glock rocks]

My dog makes my picks. Labrador. No brain.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Bo is cool.

[TASMANIANRED]

In before the 300 post.

[Chanticleer]

I lean slightly to the right!

You Are 45% Left Brained, 55% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

[KevinDavis]

It is official Daniel Craig is James Bond #6!!!

[secret garden]

TFTP. In the top 100!

[5Madman2]

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
night light, turned the answering machine on, and covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."


A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid #itch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a## downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

[mistress_of_tantra]

i am 50% and 50% also!

[The_Victor]

LOL!!!

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[mistress_of_tantra]

So am I! i am 50% 50% what are the odds?