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Posted on 10/13/2005 7:46:27 AM PDT by StJulian Perlmutter
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Just something to smile about in an otherwise boring week.
To: StJulian Perlmutter
Um...well in college I actually did a couple of those things...
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:48:15 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(I am beginning to think conservatism is buried somewhere under New Orleans mud...)
To: StJulian Perlmutter
Partner?
What are you talking about?
Howdy partner, let's go round em up.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:48:19 AM PDT
by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: StJulian Perlmutter
Why is doing this stuff in a Wal-Mart while a business associate of yours is shopping funny?
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:48:43 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander-in-Chief)
To: StJulian Perlmutter
Hi. I read the jokes -- file under jokes for liberal morons. Thanks for sharing.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:49:18 AM PDT
by
tallhappy
(Juntos Podemos!)
To: StJulian Perlmutter
Actually, most of these will just make life miserable for employees that already have enough on their plates. Your post gets the "stinko award" of the day.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:49:38 AM PDT
by
MizSterious
(Now, if only we could convince them all to put on their bomb-vests and meet in Mecca...)
To: tallhappy
Cowboys eating pudding thread?
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:49:51 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: StJulian Perlmutter
Yell really loud: "Honey, that Vagisil ain't worth crap. It still smells."
To: StJulian Perlmutter
To: StJulian Perlmutter
I like to buy things like condoms, duct tape, and Gatoraide.
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:51:36 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: cripplecreek
To: EveningStar
I think people with a real sense of humor will enjoy this.
To: RightWingAtheist
In other words, to you, it's really funny to unload on the Walmart employees, who are obviously way beneath your stature. You folks are sick puppydawgs. I have a sense of humor, but there's nothing funny about mistreating people who are just trying to make a living--and probably working very hard at it, too. With attitudes like yours, I can only wonder when we're going to be using the term "going Walmart" instead of "going postal."
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:57:10 AM PDT
by
MizSterious
(Now, if only we could convince them all to put on their bomb-vests and meet in Mecca...)
To: cripplecreek
"I like to buy things like condoms, duct tape, and Gatoraide." Do you go home and yell, "Honey get out the duct tape, we're playing McGuyver tonight."? I know I do!
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posted on
10/13/2005 7:59:45 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: MizSterious
I don't think the original poster actually intends to do any of these things.
To: RightWingAtheist
I am not ashamed to say that I laughed out loud throughout your post. Laughing is good for the soul. Some folks take things like humor a bit too series-ly. I'm series! LOL! :)
To: StJulian Perlmutter
Buddha thought they were funny. In fact, he's going to Walmart now to try #11.
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posted on
10/13/2005 8:00:53 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(also enjoy the occasional kick of a puppy.)
To: MizSterious
Ah, lady, it was just a joke. Lighten-up.
If you really want to get into a pissing contest I will make the statement that your praetorian pronouncements are better listed at DU than at FR,
But, I am far to polite to say such a thing.
Get a life!
To: MizSterious
It's a joke akin to Candid Camera. Did you ever watch Candid Camera?
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I prefer a couple rolls of Glad-wrap and the wife and I play "Man from GLAD"....(old tv joke)...
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