Posted on 10/10/2005 10:49:59 AM PDT by pissant
There have been many days where a freeper will eagerly log onto FreeRepublic, scan the news, then the chat, then the blogs, and then even the Smoky Back Room, only to find no subject that catches his interest.
So in the interest of weeding out subject matter that is too boring to deal with, here at the Pissant Reasearch University for Newsworthy Endeavors (PRUNE) we've compiled the list of topics that are sure to induce sleep in even the most caffeinated insomniac!
Top 7 Boring FR Topics
7. Howard Deans Speeches. Granted, during his brief moment in the sun when he was leading the other Dem candidates, his speeches made for entertaining fodder. Unfortuantely now, even the Democrats think he is an unbearable bore, and tune him out.
6. Anna Kournikova Picture Threads. Unfortunately, with the demise of KidGlock (he was banned), the Anna threads have not been the same. The reason was that KidGlock would post 75 pictoral responses to himself. We miss him...
5. Reality TV Threads. The number of freepers who watch reality TV shows peaked the 1st year of Survivor. The numbe of viewers now is down to about 3. And that's only because they want to see Paris Hilton's tush.
4. NASCAR Threads. The all time peak was when Danica Patrick exploded on the scene. Perdogg led the pack, thankfully. But alas, now it's back to cars going around in circles.
3. African Political Threads. It has often been said that the world doesn't pay enough attention to Africa. Very true, and the Freepers are no different.
2. Pissant Vanity Threads. There are two kinds of posters on PVTs. Those who post in sympathy, and those who post urging me to go crawl back under my rock...
1. Serious Analysis of world affairs from Democrat Intellectuals. Don't know if these are actually boring or not, since there hasn't been a intellectual democrat since Scoop Jackson died.
My halloween costume. Wait, I really do look like Boris Karloff...
But the Boss is so informed....
Oh, I like em scary. LOL
I'm not sure if my tears are from boredom or not....
Boring thread!! Au contraire, Pissant. :)
You need to log onto our thread on Saturday night or Sundays whenever the races are on.
Any thread where the argument turns to denigrating someone's length of time on FR...
I shall comply with that correction!
Who has the thread this week? Instead of the Eaker ping, guess we'll need a pissant one :-)
Hey, at least I said Pissant Vanities are even more boring. LOL
That happens here???
You ask a civil question, get a civil answer and then turn anti social?
Drunken rants/Opuses
Any post glorifying the world's most skanky, Hepatitis infected biatch: Pamela Anderson.
I was being FUNNY! But Pissant humor is like oysters on the half shell. Gotta acquire the taste. ;o)
But the responses of those of us left behind are priceless! LOL
**ROFL**
2. Cat threads not involving viking kitties
3. Any thread that praises Giuliani or McCain.
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