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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR ^ | 10/07/2005 | It's spelled Arthur

Posted on 10/07/2005 5:53:14 AM PDT by BJClinton

Is it Friday already? Aaagh, I still have stuff to do that was due on Wednesday. Can't complain though, Fall has officially arrived in Central TX. It was over 100 just a few days ago and now it's in the 50s. Oh yeah, and there's a couple little football game up in Dallas this weekend. So cut loose and get silly, but not *too* silly.

This is new to me so I just had to post it:




The Truth About Black Helicoptors


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: golonghorns; ofst; tgif
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To: Fierce Allegiance

They are so cute! :)


761 posted on 10/07/2005 1:44:31 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Sure, send them over. There are at least five hanging out on the site.

The funny thing is, if you walk towards them they run away, but if you drive by, they come right up to your car door and start chasing you when you pull away.


762 posted on 10/07/2005 1:45:01 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Leapfrog

I've been working all day and finally get to the OFST and I'm missing the half-naked dudes?? I have a lot of catching up to do in the next hour.


763 posted on 10/07/2005 1:45:08 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: EX52D

Thanks. I like them.


764 posted on 10/07/2005 1:45:12 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Have a nice friggin day, damnit!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

You do grow purdy girls FA :)


765 posted on 10/07/2005 1:45:37 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
She is too skanky for my tastes. This is much better...


766 posted on 10/07/2005 1:46:11 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (These pretzels are making me thirsty)
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To: Auntbee

**LOL**

Hi Auntbee good to see ya..

the more females ..the better

is what I always say ;)


767 posted on 10/07/2005 1:46:11 PM PDT by PaulaB (The charms of the magical candy eventually wear off)
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To: najida

Thanks. I'm only half responsible for the genetics.


768 posted on 10/07/2005 1:46:32 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Have a nice friggin day, damnit!)
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To: PaulaB

Better late than never!


769 posted on 10/07/2005 1:46:56 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: EX52D

Why, are you farting?


770 posted on 10/07/2005 1:47:05 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (These pretzels are making me thirsty)
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To: BJClinton

771 posted on 10/07/2005 1:47:24 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: Maximus of Texas

Oh, I agree on the skanky and plastic. I hate tattoos. Immediate disqualifier. plastic tits, too. You nailed it with that one.


772 posted on 10/07/2005 1:47:52 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Have a nice friggin day, damnit!)
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Alright, time for some serious man meat:


773 posted on 10/07/2005 1:47:53 PM PDT by BJClinton ( +/_\)
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To: Leapfrog
Help us out here, Leap. The chicks are taking over the thread.

Where in the hell is pissant????
774 posted on 10/07/2005 1:48:33 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (These pretzels are making me thirsty)
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775 posted on 10/07/2005 1:50:14 PM PDT by BJClinton ( +/_\)
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776 posted on 10/07/2005 1:51:07 PM PDT by BJClinton ( +/_\)
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To: EX52D

Sometimes.

She seemed to be pretty upset that she didn't catch me slipping the ring into her purse.
:-/ hmm.

That's alright, I replaced the ring when it was damaged.
I'd asked her if I could see the ring.
Then it was a simple matter of palming the damaged one and putting the new one on her hand.

Took her about an hour to figure out what was different about the ring.
THEN she wanted to kill me.
I had to promise not to pull anymore magic tricks.
Seems it made her feel she couldn't trust me.


777 posted on 10/07/2005 1:51:18 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is something in the rain where "somewhere" ends.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Hmmm...are you being nasty? Your the one who ate Kung Poo Poo for lunch, not me. Should I take my ball and go home?
:(


778 posted on 10/07/2005 1:51:26 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Leapfrog

I dunno, but I'm inspiring bad ideas with some sleight of hand.


779 posted on 10/07/2005 1:52:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is something in the rain where "somewhere" ends.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

He's right here, but he's busy.


780 posted on 10/07/2005 1:52:32 PM PDT by EX52D
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