**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

FR ^ | 10/07/2005 | It's spelled Arthur

[Maximus of Texas]

Reasons to play Golf

[Fierce Allegiance]

You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)

You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.
Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

[Maximus of Texas]

Reasons to Play Golf II

[Michael Goldsberry]

... great minds...

[Chanticleer]

Think there's something wrong with this quiz . . . or are we all rocket scientists?

You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)

You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.
Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

[Michael Goldsberry]

Dashing Dasher will get something different.

[Maximus of Texas]

Reasons to Play Golf III

[Maximus of Texas]

Reasons to Golf IV

[CTOCS]

THIS JUST IN

This morning, from an undisclosed cave in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action in Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.

It's getting ugly out there, folks...

[motormouth]

ROFL.

One word.... YIKES!!!

I hope you brought some protective gear to work this morning! :o)

MM

[marine86297]

Nah, just conservative thinkers

[Maximus of Texas]

[Steelerfan]

I got this... sadly.

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

My wife and I have agreed on one thing. Our son can be football player or a florist. If he announces he wants to go to law school we are locking him in a closet until it goes away.

[fredhead]

Game show humor (I know it's old, but it's still good)
http://gprime.net/video.php/whatsaho

[Steelerfan]

Oh that is just awful.

[BJClinton]

You're on da list now.

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL, my kids hate it when I pull into a convenience store and drive away quickly after seeing a taliban clerk behind the counter.

[LongElegantLegs]

You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)

You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced.
You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

All except me...Apparently, I'm a monkey.

[motormouth]

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Me too!! I demand a re-test! MM

[CTOCS]

Sister Mary volunteered at a Hospice that provides in-home care for the infirm. She was on her way to visit a patient when she ran out of gas.

Fortunately, there was a gas station a block away. Unfortunately, their only gas can had been loaned out.

Ever resourceful, Sister Mary rummaged around in the trunk of her car to find a suitable container for gasoline. The only thing she could find was a bed pan. She hiked back to the gas station and filled the bedpan with gas.

As she returned, two men were watching her from across the street. As she prepared to pour the gas in the car, one man said to the other - "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."