Man allegedly drops pants in restaurant, eats customers' food

Court TV ^ | 10/6/5 | Samantha Murphy

[SmithL]

What should you not do at a fast-food restaurant?

For starters, taking off your clothes and eating other patrons' food.

David Waller, 40, of Lower Paxton, Pa., was arrested on indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges on Oct. 1 after he disrobed, then sat down at a table occupied by two women and a 6-year-old boy and began to eat their lunch, according to police.

Waller allegedly walked into the restaurant located off a local highway and headed toward the restroom.

"When he left the restroom, his shorts were around his knees," Lt. Dave Hogentogler said. "He then went over to a booth and started to eat the food off the table."

Hogentogler said the customers were "obviously shocked," and one woman said, "What are you doing?"

Waller then left the scene. One woman immediately dialed the police, and nearby officers tracked him down in his car.

"Although this is an offbeat and bizarre incident, things like this do occur," Hogentogler said. "Sometimes when something embarrassing happens, people don't always report it to police."

"However, after an arrest is made and publicity gets out, people who have been victims like this are more willing to step forward," Hogentogler said.

Waller is reportedly being held on $25,000 bail.

[SmithL]

I said "TO GO" please.

[thoughtomator]

Hold the sauce.

[Vigilanteman]

Too bad somebody didn't pour hot coffee on his hot dog.

[cripplecreek]

Will there be anything else sir?

[tortoise]

He can have my food -- I lost my appetite.

[Clemenza]

Where is that Pic from?

[thoughtomator]

Guy probably would have sued... and won.

[cripplecreek]

Remember the movie "Falling down"?

[Clemenza]

Pic of the Perp:

[Clemenza]

"Have you ever heard the phrase 'the customer is always right!'"

[cripplecreek]

That Burger King creeps me out.

[Prost1]

That is why I carry a pocket knife - to cut his wanger off so he doesn't threaten anyone.

Remember Wyatt Earp and Dodge City - turn the pistols in at the picket wire or get busted over the head?

He did not turn his pistol in!

[cripplecreek]

"I don't think she likes her sandwich Rick"

[Sidebar Moderator]

I'm assuming this is in the astronomy topic because some people saw the full moon.

[Jaysun]

"However, after an arrest is made and publicity gets out, people who have been victims like this are more willing to step forward," Hogentogler said.

Indeed. If you're one of the gang of busty college girls that continuously strips nude and flings themselves at me in Denny's every Thursday, you should know that I am very close to breaking my silence. Very close.

[Dumpster Baby]

"Can I see that sandwich when you're done with it, heh, heh, heh .... "

[Charles Henrickson]

David Waller, 40, of Lower Paxton, Pa.

I guess he wanted to show people his Lower Paxton.

[DJ MacWoW]

There was an old episode of Cops where a guy did this. He said he was known as "Peace Walker" and he did this in a restaurant because when he got back from his "peace tour" of the US, his wife threw him out. He looked like an old hippie.

[spunkets]

"one woman said, "What are you doing?""

LOL!

[SunkenCiv]

Too bad he didn't try this in a Chinese joint.

[long pause]

Chop sticks.