Posted on 10/06/2005 4:25:22 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
That said, this couple will be divorced inside five years and he'll move on to another Hollywood broad. Britney and Kevin will be toast inside two years, Brad and Angelina won't last, etc.
Jeeze! Can you even begin to imagine the horror of having a miniature version of Cruise crawling around inside you??? EEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwww! What was she thinking!?
"Too bad MST 3K went off the air"
Yeah, but you can still get the old shows on DVD at:
http://www.cupandblade.com/store/catalog/index.php
I just could not have made it through my day without the latest on Cruise and Holmes....(sarcasm)
What do I think? I think she better not get post partum depression after the baby is born.
Joel beats Mike Nelson hands down.
>Artificial insemination?
Alien insemination?<
Either one, organized by the Church of Scientology.
Cruise and Holmes expecting baby.
Yeah but is the baby expecting them?
No I don't. If Katie was having the baby with say, Chris Klein or Joshua Jackson, I wouldn't mind one bit. However, I don't like her being with the Ayatollah Cruisemeinei. For one, he's almost old enoguth to be her father, IMHO. For two, he's trying to suck a good Catholic girl (Katie) into a weird, greedy, lying, and just plain evil UFO cult. (i.e. the "Church" of Scientology).
So succinct, yet the funniest thing I've read today.
Is this a story about a man named Kady??
I was just stating my opinion, that's all. Besides, I suppose that there are couples with vastly greater age differences, like Anna Nicole Smith, if I'm not mistaken.
That's weird!
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