Posted on 10/06/2005 5:25:41 AM PDT by Liberty Valance
I guess his chick don't dig it.
There was a time when he wouldn't have been commenting on any of this, in the first place. I'm just wondering how many guys were in this lottery.
"Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine."
Does the child resembles 50 cent?
That's what I was thinking. LOL Baby came out a different color...ooops!
LOL! the songs just write themselves these days...
What? No announcement in the National Enquirer that it was fathered by an alien?
Or by Tom Cruise?
If you didn't want publicity, then why make an announcement of it?
Far as that goes, probably only three or four people on the face of the earth give a rat's patootie anyway.
Celebrities! Sheesh! So full of themselves.
"In many states, he would be still forced to financial take care of the child until 18 years of age..."
Not unless they are married. If they are not married, she is on her own now that it has been established that he in not the "father".
http://chriscagle.musiccitynetworks.com/
Yep, he's put a personal message right on his website...
You got no room to be offended, you bum. It's not like you're married to this woman. By shacking up together, you both have already proven that you don't respect the bonds of fidelity and commitment, i.e., marriage.
Didn't this happen to Kid Rock way back?
"I Aint the Daddy" By Chris Cagle aka Conspiracy Guy
I was lookin forward,
To the blessed event.
Mama sure was growin,
Dang near filled a tent.
Pains they started comin,
Rushed her to the doc.
Little feller popped out,
Then I got a shock.
It seems that DNA has spoiled her little game.
Though I was sure excited now I feel so lame.
Don't want to talk about it, and not sure what to do.
I see I aint the daddy, this sucks I'm tellin you.
All my thoughts of baseball,
Toy trains and football too.
Have all been dashed by this,
I feel like such a fool.
Why did she try to trick me,
I think I'll go insane.
Instead I'll just start drinking,
And cuss that woman's name.
It seems that DNA has spoiled her little game.
Though I was sure excited now I feel so lame.
Don't want to talk about it, and not sure what to do.
I see I aint the daddy, this sucks I'm tellin you.
LOL! That was fast....;o) Good job.
I don't know, but it's a sure way of knowing. No DNA test required.
ROFL! All you left out was how the truck broke down and the dog ran away.
Thank you
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