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I'm waiting for the coconut-shell bra to make a comeback!


1 posted on 10/04/2005 1:03:37 PM PDT by pissant
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Most women can't fit the implants into the wonder bra.


2 posted on 10/04/2005 1:05:12 PM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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new perception.... Take it off ... take it all off...


3 posted on 10/04/2005 1:05:39 PM PDT by Khepera (Do not remove by penalty of law!)
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a very uplifting thread....


4 posted on 10/04/2005 1:08:50 PM PDT by llevrok (Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote)
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Wonder Bras look great from the front, but from the side view, your hoohoos actually look smaller....sometimes this is not a good thing.


7 posted on 10/04/2005 1:10:47 PM PDT by colorcountry (George W. Bush... Saving your ass whether you like it or not!)
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Yeah, it's all good fun until someone loses an eye!


10 posted on 10/04/2005 1:13:03 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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Maybe they prefer to rely on less overt and more lasting assets to interest the opposite sex?

**LOL** I think a woman made this statement
13 posted on 10/04/2005 1:15:39 PM PDT by PaulaB (How about a pair of pink sidewinders And a bright orange pair of pants)
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I thought this was one of your vanities until I read, "Having been reasonably endowed in the bosom department, I never hankered after a push-up. I tried one out when they first appeared on the lingerie scene but felt I looked like a ship in full sail.

Your "manly-man" reputation suffered there for a minute! ;-D
26 posted on 10/04/2005 1:25:31 PM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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Sales are sagging, are they?


37 posted on 10/04/2005 1:36:46 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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I still miss the 50's Bullet Bra...


39 posted on 10/04/2005 1:37:58 PM PDT by stylin19a
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Sales of the Wonderbra are plummeting

Are you sure they're not merely sagging?  ARF!  ARF!

43 posted on 10/04/2005 1:39:04 PM PDT by JAWs
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Bras are tools of woman oppression.


44 posted on 10/04/2005 1:39:34 PM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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Over the shoulder boulder holders : )

These days, women who think that their breasts are "inadequate", resort to having surgery. I tried push up bras, but my cup ran over, not to mention that they're uncomfortable.

Don't worry Pissant, women will always have breasts, just like there will always be death and taxes...


49 posted on 10/04/2005 1:43:02 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl ("President Bush, start building that wall"!)
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What nature has forgotten...


51 posted on 10/04/2005 1:44:11 PM PDT by johnny7 (“Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.”)
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HI, I cannot believe that you are not here.


54 posted on 10/04/2005 1:46:09 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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But maybe with today's blunt, no-frills, casual approach to sex and sexuality, he notices but is used to the idea of such promise ultimately delivering little.

Or he could be consumed with worry about how his promised delivery might be too little...

62 posted on 10/04/2005 1:57:09 PM PDT by Snardius
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When they first came out, I didn't buy one because they were really expensive.

"Wonder" if they are any cheaper these days.l


71 posted on 10/04/2005 2:07:17 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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I got in so much trouble this last weekend...
No way I'm touching this one!
80 posted on 10/04/2005 2:14:11 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
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I will NEVER give up my Wonderbras.

You can have 'em when you pry 'em from my cold dead . . . oh, wait, eeeew.


96 posted on 10/04/2005 2:29:59 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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103 posted on 10/04/2005 2:32:41 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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A victory for Truth In Advertising...


116 posted on 10/04/2005 2:45:28 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat ("I'm quitting the GOP! (Again!)" - Eeyore. Join the Self-Annointed Martyr Party!)
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