[speedy]

What a riot -- I can almost hear the violin squawking between jokes. Another one I remember him saying was "I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport." Thanks for the laughs!! (How are you with Jack Benny?)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows. "Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I’m thinking!"

Let me see if I can find some more.