[Victoria Delsoul]

Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows. "Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I’m thinking!"

Let me see if I can find some more.

[speedy]

Wow, this is better than a weekend in the Catskills with Buddy Hackett and Joey Adams!! I remember Bob Hope addressing a group of sailors, telling them that his family also had a long history of seamanship. He noted that his uncle George Hope was first mate on the Titanic; he was also first mate off the Titanic.