Oh Jeez, can some of you just shut up? - Pukin on FReeper- negativity

[Pukin Dog]

Can’t a guy take a vacation without the nay-sayin ninnies of negativity taking over this place?

As the self-appointed optimist of this forum, I must say that I am more than a little P-Od over what I have been reading coming from the scared keyboards of some of you folks. You act as if someone stole your little Republican cookies and ate them in front of you.

Look, I know it’s not the best of times for Conservatives if you are concerned about spending or the protection of the borders. However, it escapes me why it seems impossible for some of you to take any note of the fact that despite everything you read and hear in the MSM today (including the Delay indictment) that we are winning on practically every measurable point.

Where is your confidence?

I make no bones of the fact that it makes me very happy whenever something occurs that makes liberals angry, sad, bitter or afraid, (which is true of them by default) , but liberal unease or unrest is not required for me to feel fine about the Conservative agenda.

It seems that whenever liberals have cause (no matter how stupid) to celebrate, it causes no end of angst and concern on this side of the aisle. Why is that? In fact I really enjoy the idea that liberals seem to think that they are playing a winning hand, because as long as they believe in that foolish notion, they won’t do the things that they actually could do to gain some ground against us.

But they won’t.

Why?

Because they are stupid, that’s why. And the fact that they are stupid should be enough to allow most of you to sleep better at night, like me. “Oh, you say the liberals are energized? Well, wake me when they get a clue, okay?”

I’ll begin to worry about liberals when they can actually propose a good idea for the country that does not involve raising my taxes, does not involve limiting my individual right to kill cute little animals and eat them, does not involve telling me what I can say, or who I can say it to, or is not about sharing the rights given me by the Constitution to non-citizens, or those who believe in two-penis marital bliss.

Oh yeah, I’m so scared.

You know when I’ll be scared? I’ll be scared when Democrats understand that lower tax rates increase government revenue. I’ll be scared when Democrats learn to love and appreciate the U.S. Military. It will frighten me when Democrats let Blacks off the plantation and let their children attend the schools of their choice with tax-supported dollars. It will frighten me when Democrats understand that their stupid little hybrid cars and eagle-killing windmills are not the answer to our energy needs, and begin to support drilling for oil wherever we find it in sufficient quantity.

Anyone heard a good idea from a Democrat (or liberal) lately? Let’s listen, shall we……

*crickets*

Nothing, folks. Nothing at all from these nuts.

But you do hear a lot of lies, don’t you? Now, if they were winning, would they have to lie about everything, all the time? Would they need to be propped up by a compliant media willing to turn their every thought into a reported attack on our side, no matter how ludicrous the accusation?

What is worse than the negativity from some of you is the stupid idea that the President actually needs to get down in the mud with these losers and fight back. Nothing could be more dumb and idea, and nothing would make the Democrats happier than to have the President out their responding to their worthless agenda.

Think about it like this:

If someone were to grab a knife and point it at you in anger, you would have righteous reason to kill them, would you not? Now, what if that person, instead of a knife, were to point a toothpick in your direction, as though they were going to kill you with that instead? Would you kill them, or just laugh at them?

You see, much of what you folks percieve as Democrat knives, are actually just little Democrat toothpicks, that cannot really harm anyone. A poke might sting a little, but how much damage could it really do, before you beat the toothpick wielding assailant to a bloody pulp?

I’ve said before, that the time to worry, is when the President is worried. Guess what, Freepers; he aint worried. Did anyone see any stress on the face of Tom Delay yesterday? I didn’t.

Try to remember sometimes that there is a big difference between heat and light. Democrats and liberals have lots of heat, but no light, which is why they are always running into things, crashing and burning. They get nowhere, they get nothing accomplished, they only give themselves more reason to be the pathetic, angry, bitter, victims they enjoy showing you every single day.

For once, if you are one of those who think that Bush needs better PR, ask yourself if you think he needs that PR in order for you to feel better each day, or because he needs to win more fights against Democrats. Then, ask yourself how many fights against Democrats our President has actually lost? Democrats decided long ago that they cant beat either Bush or Delay, to their best course of action would be to try to get rid of them as soon as they can. Democrats intend to make tons of accusations in the weeks and months to come, all geared towards legitmizign their stalwart opposition to the President’s agenda until they can find a way to replace him.

They are going to try to plant the idea in the populace that the Bush administation is corrupt and should not be trusted to lead. They intend to use that premise as an excuse to fillibuster the next Supreme court nominee (Luttig) and hold up every measure that they can to keep Bush from succeeding.

The Democrats are going to reach new levels of shame when they attempt to stop ANWAR drilling. It is going to be a fight for the ages, just you wait.

The point of all this, is that the only way that the Democrats can actually gain enough of a foothold to do damage to this administration, is if you negative bozos start parroting the liberals in your attacks on the President. If you are a finger-in-the-wind Republican, you are doing no one any favors when you fail to balance current obstructions and detours in the agenda with the unmistakable evidence that the Conservative agenda is still moving forward, winning victories all the time.

If you Freep solely for the purpose of sharing your insecurites with the world, just like a pussified liberal would do, I ask you to check yourself. If you cant sleep at night without sharing with all of us how you are more informed, more equipped and more able to fight this fight than the Bush administration, then don’t just check yourself, check yourself into a mental ward too.

Must I remind you that Republicans currently control about 85% of this government, and that Liberals control almost NOTHING? Do you need a scorecard to tell you that Al Gore is sitting somewhere eating twinkies in the dark, and John Kerry is still looking for swiss cheese on his cheesesteak, while George Bush is having breakfast in the White House?

And when the MSM tells you a lie, are you going to get mad and gripe like a little bitch, or are you going to steel your resolve and understand that if the other side needs to lie, then they have already lost the dammed war?

I don’t care if every day is a liberal flame-fest against the Conservative agenda, except for on election day. If it makes liberals happy to throw grenades at our side, let them come. Nobody ever one an election by screaming “DON’T VOTE FOR HIM!” You win elections be giving people reasons to VOTE FOR YOU!

If the liberals ever figure this out, then we might have cause for concern.

But they wont, because they are stupid.

And if you think we are losing, then so are you.

[Bush 100 Percent]

Thank You Pukin Dog!

Just what I've been wanting to say.

I want to add that Republicans never seem to learn that all this negativity does NOT have the effect they seem to think.

Our Senators and Congressmen do NOT have the fortitude that the President has. They can be played like a fiddle by the Democrats. As soon as they hear negatives, they DON'T buck up and stick with the program, which is what everyone wants. What they do is waffle and bail and, then, wonder why things went wrong!

PS. All of these people that are SO WORRIED about the deficit, should be RALLYING to MAKE THE TAX CUTS PERMANENT. That is a built in control on future spending. The President's spending on Katrina is what would be spent anyway. (Really, don't fool yourselves). His plan turns things toward controlled spending and capital investment that will have long term BENEFITS for the country. Instead of appreciating the President for trying to maximize the benefits of spending that will have to happen anyway, the deficit hawks just jump on the bandwagon. The President did an intervention before the Congress could just start handing out money left and right (their fellow Congressmen and Senators are from those States and no matter how much they say they are for spending reductions, they have the power and WILL pour money down holes in that situation).

Worry about spending if you must. But don't take the easy way out and just call for some Senators and Congressmen to put on their "Operation Offset" hats. That's a short-term solution that may curb spending on a disaster where the money might actually have some long term benefits. Permanent TAX CUTS will give the money back to middle America and increase revenues for the Federal Government in ways that will actually take much of it out of the hands of a spending Congress in the first place.

As Pukin Dog would say - just deal with it.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I suspect a number of the truly hysterical on this forum are Dem plants - they may even be long-term plants who have been posting this stuff for years - but the whole intention is to erode confidence

[Pukin Dog]

How did it go?

Little forest creatures and fishies are still quivering in fear of the Dog and his skillz.

[politicalwit]

"Must I remind you that Republicans currently control about 85% of this government,"

You seem to think the words "Republican" and "Conservative" are interchangable. Well my friend, they are not. You are correct in stating 85% of the government is controlled by "Republicans". Lets' see what we have been given in the last five years by "Republicans"...

~Uncontrolled government spending
~Government controlled prescription plan
~Government controlled political campaigns
~Government controlled education for the public sector
~Uncontrolled government debt
~Smoke and Mirror tax cuts
~Uncontrolled border security and immigration policies

Other than the Smoke and Miror tax cuts (The Democrats would employ smoke and mirror tax increases) I see no difference between the "Democrats" and "Republicans".

Please do not lump "Conservatives" into either of these two parties.

[Lazamataz]

i hate that you can make me laugh when I am pissed off.

That's because I have a brain the size of the planet, and life is so horribly depressing, that unless you laugh about it, you'll kill yourself.

[Pukin Dog]

I'll respond when you list the victories too.

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

More than a few don't "FACT" check before posting. (been there done that, and for my misspeak, was severely beaten about the head & shoulders by other FReepers)

[Pukin Dog]

I have a brain the size (and consistency) of a bottle of beer.

I only want to kill myself when I don't have beer money.

[Pukin Dog]

well said.

[Lazamataz]

I'll respond when you list the victories too.

Victories are only defeats in nicer clothing.

[pollyannaish]

I think if someone is poking you with a toothpick, your first response should be pity. Ignore them if you can. If you cant, walk away. You gain nothing by slapping the idiot.

See...now you went and ruined a good rant. If someone is poking you with a toothpick, your first response should be pity. And then you TAKE THE TOOTHPICK AWAY. That is what the President would do. So there.

Entertaining and spot on, once again. I am convinced that there are many here that feed on panic and despair in order to feel smart and superior. Fine. The optimists are still in charge, and we'll just keep winning.

[rlmorel]

LOL! As (nearly) always, Pukin Dog, I enjoy your posts.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I never read the post, just the headline. Make my comments even more esoteric than normal.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"You gain nothing by slapping the idiot."

Oh yeah! How do you spell satisfaction?

I spell it: "SLAPTHEIDIOT!"

[Lazamataz]

I have a brain the size (and consistency) of a bottle of beer.

That's very depressing.

I only want to kill myself when I don't have beer money.

The part about killing oneself cheered me up for a second, then I realized you still wouldn't have any beer money.

[rlmorel]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lazamataz]

Life, don't talk to me about life! It's terribly sad.

[Pukin Dog]

Sometimes, a toothpick is all a person has. If Democrats didn't have their stupidity, they would have nothing at all.

[jw777]

my wife won't listen to me, so i post here. misery loves company. it's life.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"I only want to kill myself when I don't have beer money."


Silly Pukin, didn't you get the cold-hearted Conservative Memo from Rove? That's when you rob a sissy Liberal male, with a toothpick.... Take from the poor and give to the rich, just like Karl (the other Karl) says....


/sarc