See...now you went and ruined a good rant. If someone is poking you with a toothpick, your first response should be pity. And then you TAKE THE TOOTHPICK AWAY. That is what the President would do. So there.
Entertaining and spot on, once again. I am convinced that there are many here that feed on panic and despair in order to feel smart and superior. Fine. The optimists are still in charge, and we'll just keep winning.