[Lazamataz]

I have a brain the size (and consistency) of a bottle of beer.

That's very depressing.

I only want to kill myself when I don't have beer money.

The part about killing oneself cheered me up for a second, then I realized you still wouldn't have any beer money.

[F.J. Mitchell]

That's a pretty little red "X" , Laz, but what heck does it signify?

[Pukin Dog]

I am never without beer money, for I have friends. And should I run out of friends, there will always be women who will trade beer money for a ride in my Hummer.