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Don't ever pump the judge for answers.
1 posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:59 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Will the evidence stand up in court?


53 posted on 09/28/2005 7:30:45 PM PDT by freebilly (Go USF Baseball!)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Is there equal time for babes with a breast pump? LOL


54 posted on 09/28/2005 7:30:57 PM PDT by Cobra64
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I know after Katrina, things went up at the pump, but this is ridiculous.


60 posted on 09/28/2005 7:36:45 PM PDT by DocH (Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I say,

'guilty on all (sperm) counts'!


61 posted on 09/28/2005 7:36:47 PM PDT by ZOTnot ('We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good'--Hillary, 6/28/2004.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Better than using a murder pump in a penis case.


65 posted on 09/28/2005 7:40:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
One “heard ’a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch’ and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms“

LOL

68 posted on 09/28/2005 7:42:38 PM PDT by Jorge (Q)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

LOL


71 posted on 09/28/2005 7:45:26 PM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

What's really gross is the forensic people cut the pump in two and swabbed it for DNA.


72 posted on 09/28/2005 7:46:28 PM PDT by JustAnotherOkie
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To: Zuben Elgenubi; sheik yerbouty
The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson's bench, despite his lawyers' attempts to get the evidence barred.

I wonder if the judge was afraid that first pump would be jealous.

74 posted on 09/28/2005 7:49:29 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Wow, not a joke -

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html


77 posted on 09/28/2005 7:51:30 PM PDT by KingKongCobra (Trying to save the "Donner Party" from themselves.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
this whole thing is just sick, and the jokes on all the posts are just as bad, if not worse. doesn't anyone appreciate the sacredness of sex anymore???
79 posted on 09/28/2005 7:52:54 PM PDT by GOP_Thug_Mom (Crosby, TX--25 miles E/NE of dntwn. Houston)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

This was a Democrat judge.


82 posted on 09/28/2005 7:54:40 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Probably a Judge Learned Hand admirer.


83 posted on 09/28/2005 7:59:45 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Bacon Man; Hap
Court reporter Lisa Foster

I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
85 posted on 09/28/2005 8:05:54 PM PDT by Xenalyte (I have a FE-ver . . . and the only pres-CRIP-tion . . . is more COW-bell!)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi; Salamander

"Well, you can carry a bucket,
You can carry a grudge,
But you can't carry on,
'Cause here COME da judge!"


88 posted on 09/28/2005 8:13:29 PM PDT by shibumi (...only thirteen and she knows how to nasty!)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Earlier stories here:

Okla. Judge's Career Ended by Allegations (UPDATE: (Penis Pumping OK Judge))
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1339315/posts

Ex-judge charged over penis-pump incident (Suspect a Registered Democrat)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1325667/posts

Oklahoma's Penis Pump Judge hit with 3 felonies
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1325314/posts



93 posted on 09/28/2005 8:39:13 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
The sex toy will be presented as evidence during the trial.

EWW! I Hope they wash it first.

97 posted on 09/28/2005 8:59:26 PM PDT by metalurgist (Death to the democrats! They're almost the same as communists, they just move a little slower.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

When asked why a motion was taking a long time to be ruled on, the Judge cried "Ahhh! I have the solution in hand!"


99 posted on 09/28/2005 9:09:40 PM PDT by Solamente
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
I know, I'm late to the party, but here's my contribution...


104 posted on 09/29/2005 4:24:38 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (PURVEYOR OF POPULIST HYPERBOLE AND RHETORIC.)
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