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Hollywood's 7 Worst Casting Blunders (vanity)
PA Times | 9/27/05 | Dr. Pissant

Posted on 09/27/2005 12:37:14 PM PDT by pissant

We've all sat through many movies that we've deemed a total waste of time. For guys, it's usually when your better half drags you to a hideous chick-flick. For the gals, it's usually having to sit thru gangster movies on Turner Classic Movies with hubby.

But one thing both men and women agree on is that Hollywood has a knack of putting at least one actor in every movie that is horribly miscast! Here at the Pissant Univeristy for Knowledge & Entertainment Studies (PUKES) we've compiled the top 7 miscast thesbians in Hollywood history!

Top 7 Movie Miscasts

7. Will Smith as James West in Wild, Wild West

I only lasted 20 minutes because of this royal screwup.

6. Mark Hammill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars

Way too wimpy and annoying

5. Denise Richards as Christmas Jones in 007's The World is not Enough

Nuclear scientist? She ruined the movie

4. Colin Ferrell as Alexander in ALexander

Any military leader that looked like such a wuss would have been murdered by his generals in a nanosecond.

3. Ali McGraw as some chick in Love Story

As exciting as peeling paint

2. Brad Pitt as some dude in the Fight Club

About as believable being a toughie as I am being a ballerina

1. John Wayne as Ghengis Khan in The Conqueror

A cowboy Chinaman? Yikes. Though I did enjoy it for some reason.


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To: reg45; ABG(anybody but Gore)

I agree, Schreiber was better. But his baby face made him appear soft. Clark is HOT, smart, rock hard and intense...I picture someone more along the lines of the guy that plays the Transporter (don't know his name, but he's not exactly Clark either) but more human.


401 posted on 09/29/2005 4:22:55 PM PDT by AprilfromTexas
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To: pissant
Will Smith looks bad in comparison to Robert Conrad, who originated the role. Mark Hamill didn't quite have that problem. Maybe Luke Skywalker was supposed to be a wimp. It could be part of the Lucas's mythic vision.

Ralph Fiennes as John Steed was a disaster in the "Avengers" movie. In fact, I googled "bad casting" and that was high in the results. Also the Batman movies. Michael Keaton as Batman? Val Kilmer as Batman? Come to think of it, Tobey McGuire as Spiderman?

Jodie Foster in "Maverick?" Leo DiCaprio as Howard Hughes? Tom Hanks as Tom Wolfe's "master of the universe" in "Bonfire of the Vanities." Or Bruce Willis as and unscrupulous tabloid journalist in the same movie? Adam Sandler in just about anything?

402 posted on 09/29/2005 4:41:03 PM PDT by x
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To: reg45; ABG(anybody but Gore)

Howie Long is my ideal John Clark.


403 posted on 10/02/2005 4:51:28 PM PDT by AprilfromTexas
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To: pissant
Jar Jar Binks as himself.

Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. That boy was a toothpick, and I'm supposed to believe he could whoop anyone's tail?
404 posted on 12/13/2005 5:51:46 AM PST by Preachin' (Enoch's testimony was that he pleased God: Why are we still here?)
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To: Hoodlum91

Have you read the book tho? Ashley Wilkes was a wimp. I remember the first time I saw that movie I was disappointed in Leslie Howard as Ashley, but then I read the book (again) and realized he fit the part very well.

Becky


405 posted on 12/13/2005 6:01:01 AM PST by PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain (Never under estimate the power of stupid people in a large group:)
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To: Cowboy Bob

"Leonardo DiCaprio as a male"

LOL.


406 posted on 12/13/2005 6:03:33 AM PST by righttackle44 (The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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To: x

Good selections for terrible miscasts all!


407 posted on 12/13/2005 6:15:20 AM PST by pissant
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To: Preachin'

Jar Jar RUINED that already mediocre movie.

Fortunately, I will never see Titanic.


408 posted on 12/13/2005 6:15:58 AM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
"Jar Jar RUINED that already mediocre movie."

There was plenty wrong with Star Wars Episode I.

The long pod race was about as necessary as cancer.

Episode II was slightly better, and I absolutely loved Episode III.
409 posted on 12/13/2005 6:20:48 AM PST by Preachin' (Enoch's testimony was that he pleased God: Why are we still here?)
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To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain

Yes, I read the book. He's a "southern gentleman" in the book. Pretty useless overall, but not a whiny wimp. Also, Leslie Howard was FAR too old to play Ashley.


410 posted on 12/13/2005 6:34:31 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: Preachin'

Episode 1 I saw in the theatre. Episode two, we rented and I fell asleep. Episode 3, I decided I'm not a George Lucas fan anymore and avoided. LOL


411 posted on 12/13/2005 6:37:34 AM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

Rufus Sewell as John Murdoch in "Dark City" (1998). Really good movie, lessened by an unconvincing and unsympathetic lead. Young Sean Connery would have been wonderful; Ewan MacGregor would have been terrific.

Dan


412 posted on 12/13/2005 6:39:49 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: BibChr

Yes, a bad lead has a way of putting the kabash on a good movie! ;o)


413 posted on 12/13/2005 6:41:04 AM PST by pissant
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To: Cowboy Bob
DiCraprio was good in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, perhaps because he didn't have to act.
414 posted on 12/13/2005 6:43:31 AM PST by flada (Posting in a manner reminiscent of Jen-gis Kahn.)
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To: pissant

Charlton Heston as a Mexican narc in "Touch of Evil."


415 posted on 12/13/2005 6:44:37 AM PST by Clemenza (Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
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To: najida
"My OTHER Favorite screw up is Tony Curtis in "The Vikings" with Kurt Douglas... "

However casting Tony Curtis and Jack Lemon and Peter Falk in the Great Race was Genius!

416 posted on 12/13/2005 6:45:03 AM PST by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: Clemenza

Charlton Heston had many good, fitting roles in his career. That was NOT one of them!


417 posted on 12/13/2005 6:45:38 AM PST by pissant
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To: motormouth
"Nicholas Cage is perpetually lost in ANY role. Im thinking he needs to consider a career change..."

Two roles I thought Cage did very well in:

Raising Arizona (He was perfect for the quirkiness that the Coens need in their movies!)

The Rock (His nerdy/geek role opposite Sean Connery was funny as hell.)

418 posted on 12/13/2005 6:54:52 AM PST by Mad Dawgg ("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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To: Hoodlum91

LOL...I guess it's depends on the definition of wimp. You're right he was a southern gentleman, AND Howard was too old.

I think part of why he was a disappointment as Ashley is it's hard to imagine Scarlett falling for someone that was like him in personality. I remember the part in the book where Scarlett is reading Melanies mail and she tries to figure out what the difference is between Ashley and the other souther gentlemen around her. How Mitchell discribed him makes sense. Ashley did all the things that put him in the category of a gentlemen, and did them well, but his heart wasn't in it. It wasn't the end and aim of his life. He'd rather be dreaming and reading books. contemplating beauty. Now that doesn't necessarily make him a wimp, but it comes across that he was more in touch with his feminine side:), atho definitly NOT gay.

LOL, sorry for the ramble, GWTW has just always been one of my favorite books and movies, and I've read and seen it hundreds of times.

Becky


419 posted on 12/13/2005 6:55:57 AM PST by PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain (Never under estimate the power of stupid people in a large group:)
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To: pissant

 

Not in my book.


420 posted on 12/13/2005 6:59:11 AM PST by Fintan (Suppose there were no hypothectical questions?)
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