I also think that the dislike for Leo DiCaprio has a lot to do with him going home to this every night.
Posted on 09/27/2005 12:37:14 PM PDT by pissant
We've all sat through many movies that we've deemed a total waste of time. For guys, it's usually when your better half drags you to a hideous chick-flick. For the gals, it's usually having to sit thru gangster movies on Turner Classic Movies with hubby.
But one thing both men and women agree on is that Hollywood has a knack of putting at least one actor in every movie that is horribly miscast! Here at the Pissant Univeristy for Knowledge & Entertainment Studies (PUKES) we've compiled the top 7 miscast thesbians in Hollywood history!
Top 7 Movie Miscasts
7. Will Smith as James West in Wild, Wild West
I only lasted 20 minutes because of this royal screwup.
6. Mark Hammill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars
Way too wimpy and annoying
5. Denise Richards as Christmas Jones in 007's The World is not Enough
Nuclear scientist? She ruined the movie
4. Colin Ferrell as Alexander in ALexander
Any military leader that looked like such a wuss would have been murdered by his generals in a nanosecond.
3. Ali McGraw as some chick in Love Story
As exciting as peeling paint
2. Brad Pitt as some dude in the Fight Club
About as believable being a toughie as I am being a ballerina
1. John Wayne as Ghengis Khan in The Conqueror
A cowboy Chinaman? Yikes. Though I did enjoy it for some reason.
I can see it. So there.
I forgot that you are so young and like the brat pack movies. When your frame of reference is Pretty in Pink, I can see why you like his movies. LOL
Anyway, it's a picture of Butthead on a fainting couch, with strategically placed grapes.
Bill Clinton as POTUS
Not my fault you are so much older than your years, and not in a good way!
Tom Selleck as King Ferdinand.
Oh, I see. I guess it would have been funny. LOL
Me not being cast opposite Angelina Jolie with a hot love scene is a huge casting blunder.
Yikes. Bill Clinton as anything other than a freakin white trash buffooon!
"Brad Pitt as some dude in the Fight Club"
WHOA! WHOA!
Same difference. I can't tell them apart.
Just listen to me, grasshopper. You too will be wise one day. LOL
"Also Affleck as Jack Ryan on Sum of All Fears"
Affleck in ANY role as a straigh male.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF IT'S A TRIPOD THING OR NOT????
"HOW MANY WANNA SEE PISSANT IN A TUTU?????"
Holding up MY hand.
Hear voices too, I'm sure.
You are obviously not speaking from experience, so how would you know??
What flop was that?
Only if you are another hot chick!!
Dicaprio is dating Celine Dion?
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