You said head.
Posted on 09/27/2005 12:37:14 PM PDT by pissant
We've all sat through many movies that we've deemed a total waste of time. For guys, it's usually when your better half drags you to a hideous chick-flick. For the gals, it's usually having to sit thru gangster movies on Turner Classic Movies with hubby.
But one thing both men and women agree on is that Hollywood has a knack of putting at least one actor in every movie that is horribly miscast! Here at the Pissant Univeristy for Knowledge & Entertainment Studies (PUKES) we've compiled the top 7 miscast thesbians in Hollywood history!
Top 7 Movie Miscasts
7. Will Smith as James West in Wild, Wild West
I only lasted 20 minutes because of this royal screwup.
6. Mark Hammill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars
Way too wimpy and annoying
5. Denise Richards as Christmas Jones in 007's The World is not Enough
Nuclear scientist? She ruined the movie
4. Colin Ferrell as Alexander in ALexander
Any military leader that looked like such a wuss would have been murdered by his generals in a nanosecond.
3. Ali McGraw as some chick in Love Story
As exciting as peeling paint
2. Brad Pitt as some dude in the Fight Club
About as believable being a toughie as I am being a ballerina
1. John Wayne as Ghengis Khan in The Conqueror
A cowboy Chinaman? Yikes. Though I did enjoy it for some reason.
You've got to be kidding. LOL
I was utterly disappointed in the Matrix. It looked slick, but made zero sense to me.
Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke
Seann William Scott as Bo Duke
Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse
Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke, and last but not least,
Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg!
Hmmm. There seems to be a connection.
The only part they cast right in the Dukes of Hazzard movie was the car!
ANd it's not worth $9 to see. ;o)
I can see it for free - in my driveway!
I saw about 45 minutes of it. Brad Pitt is a wuss.
As in Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Nail...on....head
I love John Wayne. But a Mongol he ain't!!!
PeeWee's Big Adventure rocked!!
I thought he did a brilliant job. Over the top silly ridiculous crazy, which is what figments are supposed to be.
LOL
you be blinded by lust missy. Only a woman would think he makes a credible tough guy. ;o)
You said head.
Much better that way. Though a photo of Jessica Simpsons tush I may look at. ;o)
But he plays a darned good crazy guy. He was not a tough guy in that movie, he was a creepy imaginary friend.
He was also really good in Kalifornia, and Snatch. Yes, I know, I said snatch. But the movie was really funny. Not funny ha ha, but funny in a crazy way.
Posting that tripod logo is almost as clever as posting to yourself. ROFLMAO!!!!!
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