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Troll Burnt, Tortured, Fined and Zotted.

Posted on 09/23/2005 12:07:11 PM PDT by tjefferson101

Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.

-Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782

Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.

-Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782

History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes.

-Thomas Jefferson to Alexander von Humboldt, Dec. 6, 1813.

Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.

-Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Thomas Cooper, February 10, 1814

In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own.

-Thomas Jefferson, letter to Horatio G. Spafford, March 17, 1814

"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What have been its fruits? More or less in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution."

- James Madison

". . . Some books against Deism fell into my hands. . . It happened that they wrought an effect on my quite contrary to what was intended by them; for the arguments of the Deists, which were quoted to be refuted, appeared to me much stronger than the refutations; in short, I soon became a through Deist."

- Benjamin Franklin

"If we look back into history for the character of the present sects in Christianity, we shall find few that have not in their turns been persecutors, and complainers of persecution. The primitive Christians thought persecution extremely wrong in the Pagans, but practiced it on one another. The first Protestants of the Church of England blamed persecution in the Romish church, but practiced it upon the Puritans. These found it wrong in the Bishops, but fell into the same practice themselves both here [England] and in New England."

- Benjamin Franklin

"Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is no more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifiying to man, more repugnant to reason, and more contradictory to itself than this thing called Christianity

- Tom Paine

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian. -- Mark Twain, Notebooks


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1 posted on 09/23/2005 12:07:13 PM PDT by tjefferson101
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To: tjefferson101; Admin Moderator

C ya!


2 posted on 09/23/2005 12:08:10 PM PDT by TheBigB (I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
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To: tjefferson101

In before the Zot!


3 posted on 09/23/2005 12:08:45 PM PDT by mainepatsfan
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To: tjefferson101

Verily, thou will be smote by ZOT this very day.


4 posted on 09/23/2005 12:09:02 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: TheBigB

That was quick.


5 posted on 09/23/2005 12:12:11 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever
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To: Constitution Day

"Smote"? I thought it was "smited". Or is it "smut"? :o)


6 posted on 09/23/2005 12:12:17 PM PDT by TheBigB (I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
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To: TheBigB

Ahhhh, the great tradition of "number 2 gets screwed" lives on.


7 posted on 09/23/2005 12:12:25 PM PDT by noblejones
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To: Constitution Day

Goog one; ZOT on.


8 posted on 09/23/2005 12:12:53 PM PDT by PeteB570
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To: Constitution Day; TheBigB

Damn, dudes, they are sending a lot of pickle smokers our way today.


9 posted on 09/23/2005 12:13:07 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
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To: TheBigB

Kinda like writ , write, rote, rut? Glad I took latin.


10 posted on 09/23/2005 12:14:15 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
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To: tjefferson101

And your point would beeeeeeeee..............????????


11 posted on 09/23/2005 12:14:45 PM PDT by ladtx ( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
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To: tjefferson101

Betcha didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition.


12 posted on 09/23/2005 12:14:58 PM PDT by dighton
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To: TheBigB

Thou shalt zot thee troll when thou seest one.


13 posted on 09/23/2005 12:15:11 PM PDT by carlr
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Or even "smitten". ;o)


14 posted on 09/23/2005 12:15:13 PM PDT by TheBigB (I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
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To: tjefferson101

Creating an account, just to get bit. Sheesh. Must be a sadomasochist.

What's the cruelest thing a sadist can say to a masochist begging to be punished?

NO!!

:D

Paul
(Did I get it in before the great Zot??)


15 posted on 09/23/2005 12:15:49 PM PDT by spacewarp (Visit the American Patriot Party and stay a while. http://www.patriotparty.us)
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To: tjefferson101

And the Admin Moderator spake unto the Freepers, and said, Thou must cast out the stupidity from among thee. Thus saith JimRob. And the Freepers said Amen and Amen.


16 posted on 09/23/2005 12:15:51 PM PDT by RichInOC ("The coffee is strong at Cafe du Monde, the doughnuts are too hot to touch..." Save the Big Greasy!)
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Three shall be the number of the Zotting and the number of the Zotting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the Zotting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Zot in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.


17 posted on 09/23/2005 12:15:58 PM PDT by SirJohnBarleycorn
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To: tjefferson101
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
So now, please go, and get out of my sight!

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
So now, please go, or hurry up and die!


18 posted on 09/23/2005 12:16:13 PM PDT by najida (Once upon a a very long time ago, in a land far, far away.....It was still all Bush's fault.)
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To: tjefferson101
Dear Mr. Troll,

Kiss my Irish Republican butt.

Sincerely,

Prime Choice

P.S. -- So long, loser.

19 posted on 09/23/2005 12:16:18 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: tjefferson101

Do you like your zot extra crispy or original?


20 posted on 09/23/2005 12:16:40 PM PDT by beltfed308 (Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
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