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Thief hid phone up her bum
Ananova ^ | september 17, 2005

Posted on 09/18/2005 11:18:56 AM PDT by billorites

Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone - and hearing it ringing from her bum.

Police in Iasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off a bus after other passengers said they saw her steal a mobile phone.

But after a search failed to find the phone, police decided to call the number to see where it was and heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman's dress.

She was taken to a local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed she had hidden it up her bottom, local daily 7 Plus reported.

Officer Madalin Taranu said: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one.

"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."


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Comment #41 Removed by Moderator

To: billorites

Sounds like the old Kingston Trio song, "Tic Tic Tic." (Written by Rafael De Leon).

[Chorus:]
Tic, tic, tic! Ev'rybody lookin'. Tic, tic, tic! See them all a-searchin'.
Tic, tic, tic! That's all they're hearin' but they couldn't find out where the watch was hiding.

What a confusion. A fellow lost his watch in a railway station. [Repeat]
An attractive girl named Melda was accused of being a burglar.
She had no purse, no pocket in her clothes, so where she hid the watch only goodness knows. And you hearing

[Chorus]

Under suspicion, they took her down to the police station
And they called on the matron who examined all the clothes she had on
The matron examined with care. She even made her take down her long hair.
She searched till she couldn't search no more but the watch now tickin' louder than before. And you hearing

[Chorus]

Confusion now in the station. The matron searching by inspiration.
Watch tickin' louder and louder and the matron moving up closer.
The matron convinced there's no doubt. She put her hand inside Melda's mouth.
Do you know her idea cam true? When she found the watch, it was ten to two. Still tickin'

[Chorus]


42 posted on 09/18/2005 12:32:46 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: mhking

Ewww is right!!!


43 posted on 09/18/2005 12:35:52 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: mhking

It is good to hear your dulcet, familiar voice.

Now, in regard to the subject, we've come a long way since Superman changed clothes in a phone booth.

I'm just wondering why in shizzle she'd want a phone?


44 posted on 09/18/2005 12:47:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: billorites; mhking
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." -- (And when in Romania, shove it.)
45 posted on 09/18/2005 12:50:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Get out of town...LOL...I don't believe it.


46 posted on 09/18/2005 12:52:59 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane (LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN, LET NO ONE FORGET)
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To: billorites
"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."

"Err, that's all right, you can keep it. I was about to get a new one anyways..."
47 posted on 09/18/2005 12:56:12 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Experiment 6-2-6
Christopher Walken "PULP FICTION" ping?

LOL! I'd forgotten about that!

48 posted on 09/18/2005 1:10:44 PM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: wysiwyg
Dammit...messed that one up... Working link...
49 posted on 09/18/2005 1:12:51 PM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: billorites

 

Y'know, there ARE worse things that could happen...


50 posted on 09/18/2005 3:06:06 PM PDT by Fintan (If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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To: Bahbah

I'm sure I wouldn't want it back!


51 posted on 09/18/2005 3:09:47 PM PDT by trussell (Prayers for the children!)
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To: Experiment 6-2-6

Oh, thank you SO much - now I have to walk around the rest of the day with THAT lurking in my brain.</p>

Evil, evil Mareko!


52 posted on 09/18/2005 3:25:48 PM PDT by Felicity Fahrquar (counting down to becoming an official cranky old broad)
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To: Paleo Conservative

55 posted on 09/18/2005 10:24:48 PM PDT by Loud Mime (War is humanity's way of ridding the world of tyrannies caused by the ignorance of liberalism)
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To: Fintan

Man, you gotta hate those Russian phone booths. Taksofone?


56 posted on 09/19/2005 3:26:35 PM PDT by MikeD (You can argue with your Maker, but you know that you just can't win...)
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To: windcliff

Now that's a booty call!!


57 posted on 09/19/2005 3:51:43 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: stylecouncilor

lol


58 posted on 09/20/2005 8:00:01 AM PDT by windcliff
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