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Thief hid phone up her bum
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| september 17, 2005
Posted on 09/18/2005 11:18:56 AM PDT by billorites
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Comment #41 Removed by Moderator
To: billorites
Sounds like the old Kingston Trio song, "Tic Tic Tic." (Written by Rafael De Leon).
[Chorus:]
Tic, tic, tic! Ev'rybody lookin'. Tic, tic, tic! See them all a-searchin'.
Tic, tic, tic! That's all they're hearin' but they couldn't find out where the watch was hiding.
What a confusion. A fellow lost his watch in a railway station. [Repeat]
An attractive girl named Melda was accused of being a burglar.
She had no purse, no pocket in her clothes, so where she hid the watch only goodness knows. And you hearing
[Chorus]
Under suspicion, they took her down to the police station
And they called on the matron who examined all the clothes she had on
The matron examined with care. She even made her take down her long hair.
She searched till she couldn't search no more but the watch now tickin' louder than before. And you hearing
[Chorus]
Confusion now in the station. The matron searching by inspiration.
Watch tickin' louder and louder and the matron moving up closer.
The matron convinced there's no doubt. She put her hand inside Melda's mouth.
Do you know her idea cam true? When she found the watch, it was ten to two. Still tickin'
[Chorus]
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posted on
09/18/2005 12:32:46 PM PDT
by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: mhking
43
posted on
09/18/2005 12:35:52 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
To: mhking
It is good to hear your dulcet, familiar voice.
Now, in regard to the subject, we've come a long way since Superman changed clothes in a phone booth.
I'm just wondering why in shizzle she'd want a phone?
44
posted on
09/18/2005 12:47:53 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: billorites; mhking
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." -- (And when in Romania, shove it.)
45
posted on
09/18/2005 12:50:45 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
To: NicknamedBob
Get out of town...LOL...I don't believe it.
46
posted on
09/18/2005 12:52:59 PM PDT
by
World'sGoneInsane
(LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN, LET NO ONE FORGET)
To: billorites
"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."
"Err, that's all right, you can keep it. I was about to get a new one anyways..."
To: Experiment 6-2-6
Christopher Walken "PULP FICTION" ping?LOL! I'd forgotten about that!
48
posted on
09/18/2005 1:10:44 PM PDT
by
wysiwyg
(What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
To: wysiwyg
Dammit...messed that one up... Working
link...
49
posted on
09/18/2005 1:12:51 PM PDT
by
wysiwyg
(What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
To: billorites
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Y'know, there ARE worse things that could happen... |
50
posted on
09/18/2005 3:06:06 PM PDT
by
Fintan
(If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
To: Bahbah
I'm sure I wouldn't want it back!
51
posted on
09/18/2005 3:09:47 PM PDT
by
trussell
(Prayers for the children!)
To: Experiment 6-2-6
Oh, thank you SO much - now I have to walk around the rest of the day with THAT lurking in my brain.</p>
Evil, evil Mareko!
52
posted on
09/18/2005 3:25:48 PM PDT
by
Felicity Fahrquar
(counting down to becoming an official cranky old broad)
Comment #53 Removed by Moderator
Comment #54 Removed by Moderator
To: Paleo Conservative
55
posted on
09/18/2005 10:24:48 PM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(War is humanity's way of ridding the world of tyrannies caused by the ignorance of liberalism)
To: Fintan
Man, you gotta hate those Russian phone booths. Taksofone?
56
posted on
09/19/2005 3:26:35 PM PDT
by
MikeD
(You can argue with your Maker, but you know that you just can't win...)
To: windcliff
Now that's a booty call!!
To: stylecouncilor
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