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The latest Steven Segal movie has a USS Clinton aircraft carrier
Me
| 9/17/05
| CT
Posted on 09/17/2005 8:23:39 PM PDT by CT
OK. I have not done a vanity in months, maybe longer. But I just had to get the word out on just how far Steven Segal has sunk.
His latest movie, 'Submerged,' is some Euro production. And the US forces portrayed in the movie are a joke. But the biggest joke is the use of a carrier that is called the USS Clinton!
Avoid this movie at all costs. Its garbage.
Did I mention Segal has adopted a 'home boy' accent?
Did anybody think Segal was a Clinton suck up, or is this the European production company gone wild with their love of Clintoon?
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: clinton; euroweenies; moviereview; seagal; segal; stevensegal
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To: CT
It never fails to amaze me how he can keep topping the suckiness of his movies. They are like something a stupid teenage boy would dream up.
81
posted on
09/17/2005 10:10:17 PM PDT
by
Nov3
("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
To: RDTF
Wasn't he the center of some big mob type investigation? He's a bit dirty. Actually he was punked out by a bunch of 2 bit hoods.
82
posted on
09/17/2005 10:12:29 PM PDT
by
Nov3
("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
To: frankjr
83
posted on
09/17/2005 10:15:04 PM PDT
by
Nov3
("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
To: CT
It's no secret that Seagal is a leftist. The movie "On Deadly Ground" is one of the most left-wing movies I've ever seen in my life.
84
posted on
09/17/2005 10:17:35 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
(Draft Mark Sanford for President - 2008)
To: Simmy2.5
"Steven Segal? He's still around?"
Will Sasso did the greatest parody of Segal ever on Mad TV. The skit was of ego inflated Segal trying to make a Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger movie complete with running in the air across rooftops. Except, in the skit Segal couldn't make it from roof to roof and spent the whole skit doing various swan dives. I thought might heart would stop.
To: FastCoyote
isn't Segal the one who used to rough up his beautiful wife Kelly LeBrock before she sent him packing?
hottest chick in the 80's IMHO
To: CT
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but Segal is a freakin' dipstick. After leaving his Aikido dojo in Japan and marrying the dojo master's daughter, and having a daughter of his own, he went to Hollywood, promptly divorced her and then went his own way. She was poor as hell until she created her own dojo and allowed her daughter to go into movies and whatnot, and now is finally making money.
I'll never forget the time Segal returned to Japan, and while leering at her daughter, said, "If I was your age, I'd love to take you out...." The look on her face at that time reflected the years of hate she had for him.
His daughter:
87
posted on
09/17/2005 10:28:34 PM PDT
by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
To: CT
The
USS Clinton sporting twin cabins for each co-president.
88
posted on
09/17/2005 10:29:18 PM PDT
by
Milhous
To: CT
I stopped watching Steven Segal movies shortly after I saw the first one. I made an exception for the one where the chick jumps out of the cake on the Navy ship because Erika Eleniak nearly naked is worth putting up with Segal.
89
posted on
09/17/2005 10:35:30 PM PDT
by
No Longer Free State
(Saddam Hussein harboured and paid terrorists. Any questions?)
To: bnelson44
Carter got a sub because he used to serve on them, or at least work with their reactors.
90
posted on
09/17/2005 10:36:34 PM PDT
by
No Longer Free State
(Saddam Hussein harboured and paid terrorists. Any questions?)
To: RDTF
91
posted on
09/17/2005 10:37:32 PM PDT
by
endthematrix
(JOHN ROBERTS vs JOE BIDEN ................... ROBERTS wins TKO in second round!)
To: CT
Don't worry about anyone seeing it. The last two or three Segal movies have been straight to video cheapies.
92
posted on
09/17/2005 10:42:04 PM PDT
by
joebuck
To: CT
I thought Clintoon aka bubbafucco got a hoover craft ?
93
posted on
09/17/2005 10:44:30 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: CT
To: CT
Is the Clinton carrier in the shape of a cigar? Is it blue with conspicuous amounts of sea gull poop all over it?
95
posted on
09/17/2005 10:45:32 PM PDT
by
dgallo51
(DEMAND IMMEDIATE, OPEN INVESTIGATIONS OF U.S. COMPLICITY IN RWANDAN GENOCIDE!)
To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
If you welded the silo hatches shut, how could it launch it's special tent-killer ballistic missiles?
96
posted on
09/17/2005 10:47:28 PM PDT
by
No Longer Free State
(Saddam Hussein harboured and paid terrorists. Any questions?)
To: BulletBobCo
I could not stop laughing. That is great and appropriate.
To: No Longer Free State
Erika Eleniak nearly naked is worth putting up with Segal. The first two boobs are really nice, it's the third boob (who does his own stunts) that I can't stand.
98
posted on
09/17/2005 10:50:34 PM PDT
by
Triggerhippie
(Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
To: Triggerhippie
The Navy will never name such a ship... they don't ever want to send a telegram that reads "I regret to inform you that your daughter, Seaman First Class Jane Doe, has gone down on Clinton."
To: struggle
Cute girl. She was the heroine in
Gamera, Defender of the Universe, wasn't she?
I love Gamera movies...
100
posted on
09/17/2005 11:20:27 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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