Posted on 09/15/2005 9:08:04 AM PDT by WestTexasWend
I must have a false memory of seeing a still of that movie showing her head in a box. Hmmph.
She spends most of her time dead she should stick to it !
Since SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE it's been a string of flops and losers.
In other words.... "As an American I made millions with very little talent, now i'm bored.... F America!(there, that ought to keep my face in the papers)"
Gwynneth Go-eth. Me Happy!
She named her child "Apple"?
Where do I send my $1 to speed up the moving process:-)
Airhead actress, biting the hands that feed her.
On the other (now locked) thread on this subject, posters were thinking that she'd be paying higher taxes living in England.
I bet she has a US based corporation that all her business runs through. She's "loaned out" by the corporaton to film production companies but the cash is paid to the corporation. This keeps her corp pay a US corp tax rate, which reduces her personal income tax. The corp can also do things like buy her a house to live in, pay for her car/drivers/transport/airfare to&from the US, her entertainment and other professional costs and hire her an armed body guard - none of which "she" pays for.
Wealthy celebrities with such a set-up can "afford" to make statements such as she has.
For further brain cramps besides Paltrow's, see below:
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, former Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle, former Vice President
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca, former CEO of Chrysler Corporation
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, former President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, former Vice President
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
In fairness to the dumb bimbo, her career was basically acquired through the influence of her parents (Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner). The "casting couch" reputation probably indicates that she just doesn't believe in saying no.
Can't we just kick her out and use eminent domain to build on any property she might own, perhaps a housing project.
This is the same thing her old paramour, the Frenchman Johnnie Depp, said a short while back.
Be goneth.
I was flipping channels the other noght and she was on some actor's interview show...whatever. I watched for a moment as she spoke about how hard prep school was for her because she could barely spell, or add. Then she said she went to college for a few months, or weeks, but not really because she already new she wanted to be an actor. Just the intelligence level needed to follow the rest of the Liberal sheep over a cliff.
One less loon from Hollyweirdo Land...oh please NEVER CHANGE YOUR MIND...maybe the rest of your loon family will make the UK their home too!!!
The VERY best thing we all can do is NEVER EVER go see one of her movies and NEVER EVER rent one of her movies again.
Hit her and her cronies in the pocket.
Thank God!
I'm sick to death of all these brainless-wonder "ack-tores" who make fortunes off of careers in America, and then switch gears and think they're too good to live here. Just sick of it.
Get a sandwich! Shut y'er piehole!
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