Best Movie Quote Ever

[sasherm13]

This is a great quote from Bob Hope. Enjoy.

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[gondramB]

"Here are Scotland's terms: Lower your flags and march straight back to England. Stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for 100 years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and everyone of you will die today." -- Braveheart

[isom35]

"call me snake"

[Arkie2]

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.
Thppppt!

[dts32041]

"Republic. I like the sound of the word -- means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat--the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step or his first baby shaves or makes his first sound like a man. Some words can give you a feeling that make your heart warm. Republic is one of those words."

--John Wayne, in "The Alamo

[HighWheeler]

BEST: Harry Callahan:

"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?"


SECOND BEST:

Bugs and Cop:

"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?" "Ye might rabbit, ye might." ~ Bugs, 1954

[SirChas]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

[When do we get liberated?]

Actually they can eat you. I have a cousin that lives in the far east and has since he was a missionary in New Guinea in his 20's in the early 70's. When cooked, a human tastes very close to a pig. In fact the literal translation for one tribe for human is "long pig". Also the muscle in your body is set up similar to a chicken. The slow flexing, power on demand muscles in your upper body are white meat. The fast flexing muscles of your lower body are dark meat. This difference in muscle structure is one reason why it is easier to walk 100 meters on your feet than it is on your hands.
Before the zot happy light up their keyboards, I am not a canibal. Just thought I would pass on some rare information.

[reagan_fanatic]

Plan Nine From Outer Space

Policeman: "Your guess is as good as mine Larry. One thing's sure, Inspector Clay's dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible."

Edwards: "For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I'll admit, but never the less a town of people, people who died."

Ruler: "Ah yes, Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal pituitary glands of recent dead."

Trent: "I'll tell you one thing, if a little green man pops out at me, I'm shooting first and asking questions later."

Eros: "Because all you of Earth are idiots!"

[Arkie2]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Judith Anne]

"I'm gonna make 'im an offah he can't refuse..." The Godfather

And what was that line from Galaxy Quest, the one the aliens kept wanting to hear?

[Newbomb Turk]

D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. >

[When do we get liberated?]

A movie with too many quotes. "Fight and you may die, Run, and you will live. For a while. Until one day sick and dying in your bed. Would you not give every day, from this day to that. For one chance, just one chance, to tell the English that they can take your land, but they can't take your freedom!"

[SFConservative]

Well done.

[When do we get liberated?]

Funniest movie, ever.....

[Former Dodger]

Bob Hope rules...some of the best one-liners around...can't beat the sentiment (or accuracy) of the quote, though.

For pure pleasure one of my favorites is:

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

HIT THIS

[budman_2001]

Very few women were ever better at movie lines than this beauty. She didn't write them (I don't believe), but she had one of the best deliverys ever in the celluloid world.

Remember, these lines came out of the 1930's.

"I believe in censorship. After all I have made a fortune out of it."

"Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me!"

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better!"

"Goodness has nothing to do with it!"

"Marriage is a great institution. I'm not ready for an institution."

"It's not the man in your life that counts. It's the life in your man."

"When caught between two evils, I generally pick the one I've never tried before."

"Why don't you come up some time and see me?"

(Credits to Denny Jackson's Mae West Page)

[Clemenza]

"I'd Hate to Take a Bite Out of You. You're a Cookie Full of Arsenic!" --- JJ Hunsecker (Burt Lancaster) in Sweet Smell of Success

[Nabber]

Mae West: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

[pbear8]

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

[When do we get liberated?]

Isn't that the French war cry?