The WORST Films of All Time (According To You!)

me | 9-13-05 | Houmatt

[Larry Lucido]

[bert]

....I can watch over and over again....

I got to the movie late and dozed and then thought It was where I came in and left..... I missed two thirds of the movie.

[grellis]

how about Zabriskie Point?

Never saw the movie, but I have the soundtrack around somewhere.

[mrs. a]

Manos, Hands of Fate

City Slickers

The River's Edge

[billnaz]

I never saw this film, but saw a promo film of it on the Sundance Channel. It was enough to make me sick. The film is "Buffalo Soldiers," not to be confused with the TV film about the real Buffalo Soldiers made back in the 1990's. This "Buffalo Soldiers" film was made several years ago, and purports to show a unit of the United States Army in Germany in 1989, at the end of the Cold War. The film was based on a novel by some college professor who does not know the first thing about the United States Army. It was produced in Germany by some America-hating German. The American soldiers in the film are shown as drug users, criminals, and high-school dropouts.

The film is America-bashing and military-bashing at its worst. I know it's a bunch of lies, because I was serving in Germany on my fourth tour when the Berlin Wall fell. The young soldiers I had the honor to lead at that time were well-educated, drug-free, and honest. To list everything that was wrong with the film would take a couple of weeks at least.

The film was a success in America-hating Europe, but when it was released in the United States in the summer of 2003 it bombed very badly. The director, an Australian named Gregor Jordan, has since stated that he regrets ever being involved with the film.

My personal feeling is that every DVD of "Buffalo Soldiers" should be taken downrange at Fort Knox and dealt with accordingly. Not only did the film slander modern American soldiers, it hijacked the historic nickname of a proud group of American fighting men.

[grellis]

"The Island of Dr Moreau"--another incredibly bad Brando stinker of a film.

[Euro-American Scum]

Natural Born Killers -- God, I hated that picture.
Barbarella -- Who cares if Jane Fonda was naked. It was still Jane Fonda!
Fried Green Tomatoes -- How much misery can one woman endure in two hours?

Anything else by Oliver Stone that was not Wall Street. (Greed is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Gotta love that.)

[Euro-American Scum]

The Talented Mr. Ripley -- The only nagging question in that movie was who was gay, and who wasn't.

Actually, maybe they all were.

[Clemenza]

Those f-cking Hobbit movies were overrated. Vigo Mortenson is as good an actor as Ted Kennedy is a teetotaler.

[bonfire]

Death and Transfiguration is my favorite. I want it played at my deathbed.

[Chickensoup]

"The Island of Dr Moreau"--another incredibly bad Brando stinker of a film.

I forgot about that Brando bomb. Boy he was in some incredibly bad films.

[Colonel_Flagg]

And the movie weren't no good, neither. ;)

[ishabibble]

Mr. X says it's Moment by Moment, which effectively sent John Travolta's career to hell for 20 yrs.

I say it is A Clockwork Orange. I never had to use LSD because of the sick mind of Stanley Kubrick.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Well, let's take a shot in no particular order:

Gigli
Leonard Part 6
Battlefield Earth
Showgirls (yeah, I know, it's got nice-looking women but it's still horrible)
Darn near any movie with a colon in the title

And the all-time worst movie on IMDB: "Manos The Hands Of Fate". MST3K did that one proud :)

[Mr. Jazzy]

Worst movies:

1. "Myra Breckenridge" - based on a crap novel by total idiot Gore Vidal. Simply awful from beginning to end.

2. "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls" - Roger Ebert had credits for the writing on this. Need I say more?

3. "Heavens Gate" - Michael Cimino gone bad after the great movie "The Deer Hunter". Although, the military uniforms where all goofed up.

4. "Barton Fink" - The Cohen brothers loose their minds and waste their abilities on this one.

5. "Naked Lunch" - Remember the book? Much worse than words can convey.


And being from the south, I loved "Fargo" and the fun they had at the expense of northerners.

hehehe

[bethelgrad]

I'm not sure I've ever met anyone who watched that piece of filth. Absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever. After watching it I felt like I needed a hot scalding shower and therapy. I actually had to watch it for a course I was taking on postmodernism.

[bethelgrad]

That is my all time fav vampire movie! Chris Sarandon is great! IMHO

[nopardons]

"LOVES OF A BLONDE"...an Hungarian film made in the mid '60s and so boring, it made watching paint dry seem exciting. It's the ONLY movie I've ever walked out on.

"THREE WOMEN"...an mid 1970s movie by Robert Altman, that is soooooooooooooooooooooooo dreadful, that my husband and I almost walked out in the middle of it; we should have.

[nopardons]

Which "MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE"? The first one was superb !

[nopardons]

I liked THE NEVER ENDING STORY. Did you read the book first, or do you just not like the movie?