Alexander the Great and his staff meetings

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[coldoc]

ARGHHHH! WHY must you PUN-nish us?

[savedbygrace]

There are three times a person laughs at a joke:

First, when he hears it

Second, when he tells it

And third, when he understands it

Unfortunately, none of those will be happening with this joke.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

LOL!

[Mount Athos]

Your response made me laugh, unlike the joke!

[Tijeras_Slim]

He was married, but didn't seem particularly fond of his wife.

Half the guys in my office must be bi-sexual... I feel violated.

[Armigerous]

The first time I heard that one,I kicked the slats out of my cradle

[Rummyfan]

I'm laughing in spite of myself!!!

[BJClinton]

Y'know, that's a *LOT* of work for such a pittance of humor.

[thoughtomator]

First time I heard that I was someone else's chromosomes.

[RepoGirl]

Great pun PING.

[Defiant]

That's 45 seconds I'll never get back.

[EveningStar]

That's six years older than dirt.

That's older than my grandmother, and she farts dust.

[EveningStar]

:)

[Larry Lucido]

Not berry funny. It had a "thread" of humor but it sort of dyed out.

[CIDKauf]

Don't be ambaressed...FCOL

[Penn_Cajun]

And there is a story the punchline of which is "Alexander's Bag Time Ran."

[SunkenCiv]

Historically speaking, this reminds me of John Wilkes Booth's reported last words.

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[BlessedByLiberty]

Very, very punny. Will go and tell it to a fifth grader I know!

:)

[Ciexyz]

When I read the joke, I thought, "Brevity is the Soul of Wit".

[SunkenCiv]

I'm wit u.