1 posted on
08/28/2005 9:54:40 AM PDT by
lowbridge
To: lowbridge
I guess there are still a few old fashion hippies around.
2 posted on
08/28/2005 9:57:26 AM PDT by
NaughtiusMaximus
(The liberals promised to move to Canada but they lied . . . bwaaaaah.)
To: lowbridge
Oh, like this has never happened to any of us...
3 posted on
08/28/2005 9:57:40 AM PDT by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: lowbridge
"'He said he had woken up to find a sheep sleeping in his bed and he was sure it was pregnant.'
Police did not ask how the young man came to that conclusion."
Does DNA testing work on interspecies pregnancies?
4 posted on
08/28/2005 9:58:22 AM PDT by
decal
("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
To: lowbridge
for the uninformed, "dags" = dingleberries
To: lowbridge
The man has admitted being very intoxicated that night. No way, of course this didn't have anything to do with his traumatic experience.....he should give up falling asleep at night counting little sheepikins jumping over him at night, however.
6 posted on
08/28/2005 9:59:01 AM PDT by
xJones
To: lowbridge
I thought it was coyote ugly.
7 posted on
08/28/2005 9:59:51 AM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: lowbridge
Check for woolite on the guy's breath.....
8 posted on
08/28/2005 10:32:05 AM PDT by
llevrok
(No bozos on this bus.)
To: lowbridge
Ah, for the country life. Where the women are men, the men are lonely, and the sheep are nervous.
Q. Why do rural folks prefer button-fly jeans?
A. Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
10 posted on
08/28/2005 1:00:11 PM PDT by
Ostlandr
(NeopaganNeocon)
To: cjshapi
11 posted on
08/28/2005 1:34:38 PM PDT by
Junior
(Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
To: lowbridge
Is he sure it wasn't a horses head in his bed?
12 posted on
08/28/2005 11:14:42 PM PDT by
TrailofTears
(We laugh at honor and are shocked that traitors are in our midst!!! C.S. Lewis)
To: lowbridge
At least he didn't wake up with a quarter in his hand and a sore butt.
13 posted on
08/28/2005 11:15:12 PM PDT by
TrailofTears
(We laugh at honor and are shocked that traitors are in our midst!!! C.S. Lewis)
To: lowbridge
bringin in the sheep
bringin in the sheep
we shall come rejoicing
bringin in the sheep
14 posted on
08/29/2005 3:18:03 AM PDT by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you.)
To: lowbridge
Reminds me of a joke I heard.
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Jed. "Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."
15 posted on
08/29/2005 12:06:48 PM PDT by
laceybrookesdad
(A half truth is a whole lie!)
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