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Posted on 08/27/2005 3:37:59 AM PDT by Mo1
TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: bagpipekazoo; darksdidit; dorsalfinsrule; goodriddancecarp; ididntdoit; nicsisatroublemaker; nicsisaturnip; nosnakesnosharks; notmyfault; snakeandnicsarebad; stillnotmyfault; tricksywimminreign; whodidit
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To: westmex
Same here Westy have a good one sweety!
7,201
posted on
10/18/2005 9:06:38 PM PDT
by
restornu
(me and my shadow strolling down the ave.......)
To: grannie9
Boys....lol.You rang? We do think of other things a lot as well............not saying what.......
7,202
posted on
10/18/2005 11:28:33 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
7,203
posted on
10/19/2005 7:18:21 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.)
To: null and void
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the Raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, Wash, cook and clean the BBQ. God saw that it was not just good, It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!
7,204
posted on
10/19/2005 7:31:40 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.)
To: null and void
That was indeed Bloody Awesome
cobber!
But he forgot barefoot Sheilas to play
the Didgeridoo
To: Lakeshark
I just dusted off some old files and found this:
Bad you are, and twisted too.
His anthem played on a kazoo.
Tried to invade Kalamazoo.
Give an inch, he'll invade you too!
It's from Jan 10th 2004...
7,206
posted on
10/19/2005 12:27:03 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: null and void
That was to bad of you!!
LOL!
Hello
To: EsmeraldaA
I didn't write it, just a little something I got in todays email.
I thought I'd stir the pot a bit, does that make me a bad man???
7,208
posted on
10/19/2005 1:05:59 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.)
To: null and void
Ok...but you don't need to stir anything to be BAD.
LOL!
It was kind of boring, wasn't it?
To: null and void
This thing is working again!
WOOHOO!
To: EsmeraldaA; restornu; yall
Gentoo Penguins
Just something to post..LOL..
.....Westy....
To: westmex
And how did you find yourself this morning, Ollie?
7,212
posted on
10/19/2005 2:34:35 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.)
To: westmex
To: westmex; restornu; yall
And the thread is alive! YES! LOL!
I think I spoke to early...
To: null and void
Used both hands, with care...LOL...
....Westy...
To: null and void
Used both hands, with care...LOL...
....Westy...
To: westmex
Damn site!!! So slow it made me stutter!!!!
....Westy....
To: westmex; EsmeraldaA; null and void
this must be a slow day in purgatory?
7,218
posted on
10/19/2005 5:29:14 PM PDT
by
restornu
(me and my shadow strolling down the ave.......)
To: restornu
To: Cardhu
7,220
posted on
10/19/2005 6:59:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
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