Posted on 08/27/2005 3:37:59 AM PDT by Mo1
*chuckle*
*maniacal laughter*
Then teh craving for coffee at odd hours, strange thoughts that have nothing to do with the 'current' situation such as "how would my boss look if forced to wear a tutu and made to danc by a roving band of orcs?", and strange pranks.
LOL.
I went out hiking, a 5 mile round trip, and ended up being a trail guide to a family from India who were looking for some of the 'good' hiking trails in the area.
So we got started out on an easy trail.
Easy is a misnomer.
The trail didn't see much traffic in the past two years, and recent storms knocked trees over into the trail.
So the going was hard in three spots of the trail.
THEN we all got caught in the rain and were playing with the red eft newts that scampered into the trail in the rain after bugs.
*gasp*...........no, not that!
Well.. yeah, the boss in the tutu while dancing for orcs is kinda bad.
does esm know about your dancing around the snowman? : )
Umm.. the 9 foot tall snowman called "Kong"?
Not yet.
Esme, where I used to live suffered 'traumatic snow conditions'.
And I, being the nicec guy that I am *coughs, dodges lightning bolt* decided to make the snow conditions less traumatic.
I made the snowmans base roughly four foot around.
The middle was three foot around.
And his head was two feet or so around.
And he stared across the street to the windows of the paranoid lady neighbor of mine.
And THEN I danced around him in shorts, a short sleeve shirt, and sneakers while chanting "KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG!"
Paranoid lady across the street ran through her house screaming that I was 'coming to GET her'.
She wasn't my type.
*chuckle*
**laughing**
that's so funny!
Well, it has been awhile since I went hiking and actually had something to report on.
*chuckle*
(Besides being attack dived by bluebirds.. the bluebird of happiness AIN'T..)
Well.. the lady across the street was SO convinced I was out to get her that she'd call the cops whenever I went out my own front door.
SO.. one evening I'm sitting outside with my older brother and our crazy dog.
Moon is full, so I look at the dog, my brother, the moon, and then across the street.
Then I started howling at the moon.
The dog and my brother joined in.
*chuckle*
lol!
Well, at least it wasn't the snowman we built in the middle of the road that got taken out by a snow plow.
And yes, bored beyond tears.
It was hysterical.
Oh. You've heard that one.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.