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| 08/26/2005
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Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: BJClinton
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the thrid man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain Man was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon the dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:36:24 AM PDT
by
flutters
(God Bless The USA)
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
The murky music of: The horse sings too...
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:36:42 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
The plaid stylings of:
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:39:09 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
The glittery stylings of: No pretense here...
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:39:54 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
The down-home stylings of: Who knew you could get all that on a 12-inch disc?
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:41:28 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: BJClinton
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks, but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:41:53 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Semper Conservatatum)
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
EXTRA CRISPY: It's finger-lickin' good!
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:42:30 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: najida
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:44:02 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Izzy Dunne
Oll those are whack. Her's a good one not just for cover art:
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:44:27 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
The GOD SQUAD I think the one with glasses is not a woman.
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:44:29 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Izzy Dunne
I have that Bay City Rollers album. ;o)
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:45:06 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(It's funktastic!!)
To: yall
To: ctlpdad
My dad has this album. I remember it being an important part of my developmental years.
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:46:46 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: ctlpdad
Um, you favorite dessert?
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:46:55 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: ctlpdad
I actually still HAVE this album (somewhere).
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:47:35 AM PDT
by
najida
(I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
To: r-q-tek86
This may be a little too un-pc for the OFST... but it made me laugh
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma, AZ sits a Huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Mexican.
Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a b!@w job?"
At this the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in parking lot and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
''I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:47:55 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Izzy Dunne; ctlpdad
This reminded me of Hillary(!)
To: Izzy Dunne
Now playing, the last album of the original GFRR:
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:48:38 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Izzy Dunne
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:48:54 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
He's just on vacation! All preacherettes should drink six bottles of wine.
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:49:02 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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