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Super Secret Guilty Pleasure Foods (vanity)
PA times | 8/23/05 | Dr. Pissant

Posted on 08/23/2005 8:32:28 AM PDT by pissant

Most of us take pride in the fact that we have some knowledge of proper nutrition and diet. Many of us run, bike, or do other vigorous exercise to maintain or college figures.

But there are some foods, often discovered in our youth, that no matter how nutritionally worthless they may be, are just too darn tasty to give up.

We may not tell our friends and loved ones, and we'll hide them under the other groceries in the supermarket, but somehow these guilty pleasure find a way into our gullets!

So without further adieu...

Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Foods

5. Velveeta Cheese. Who knows if there is any dairy product in this stuff. But darn it tastes good smothering nachos or melted on a toasted cheese sandwich!

4. Chicken in a Biscuit. The perfect cracker to compliment Velveeta. It's good to know that MSG and powder made from dry chickens can be so addicting!

3. Vienna Sausages. Though these little gems are not likely to show up as an appetizer at a fancy party, give me that yummy taste of Mechanically Separated Chicken and pork over cavier anytime!!

2. Sardines. Something about little stinky fish in a can turns off alot of people. But the fond memories of camping trips eating these oily creatures on a saltine cracker....

1. Hot and Spicy Pork Rinds. I know these delicious fried chunks of pig fat made a comeback during the Atkins craze. But some of us never abandoned these carnivorous treats! PETA be damned!


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To: alwaysconservative

You are getting me craving too. The Hot cheetos are awesome. And the little Ice Cubes deserve to be in the hall of fame!


101 posted on 08/23/2005 9:11:26 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Is that a liver product??

Yes. Braunswager is aka Liverwurst. I used to eat it on white bread with ketchup, but it's been a long, long time.

I did buy a can of Spam the other day and use it to threaten the wife with. One of these days I'll slice it up and fry it. Haven't had it in a decade or more.

SD

102 posted on 08/23/2005 9:11:40 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: GraniteStateConservative

What flavor is your favorite? Pesonally, they HAVE to be iced, the plain ones are pointless.

I am partial to the cinnamon and brown sugar ones, or blueberry.


103 posted on 08/23/2005 9:11:40 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: Petronski
They're not gross enough au jus? They had to be "in milk gravy?"

Don't even wanna ask what kind of milk, do you?

SD

104 posted on 08/23/2005 9:12:41 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: EX52D

That's real food. I could live off good italian salami, skanky cheese, and olives. Oh, and wine! :o)


105 posted on 08/23/2005 9:12:43 AM PDT by pissant
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To: SoothingDave

I figured it was like on "The Simpsons:" 100% animal milk, guaranteed!


106 posted on 08/23/2005 9:13:20 AM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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To: Vicki

You live in Tacoma if I recall. The Metropolitan Market has a great Chipotle dip!!!


107 posted on 08/23/2005 9:13:50 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Now your talkin'! :)


108 posted on 08/23/2005 9:13:57 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: pissant

Ever had Kraft mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs in it? My hubby calls it "weenie mac". It's still one of my favorite meals.


109 posted on 08/23/2005 9:14:06 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: pissant

Real butter, salt, and sometimes grated Parmesan cheese. (Go Vikes!)


110 posted on 08/23/2005 9:14:13 AM PDT by maggief (No 'luffs)
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To: R. Scott

Vienna Sausages are God's Gift to mankind!


111 posted on 08/23/2005 9:14:29 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

You just reminded me of my olive fetish...thanks.


112 posted on 08/23/2005 9:14:55 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: pissant

A root beer float made with French vanilla ice cream and A & W Root Beer.


113 posted on 08/23/2005 9:15:07 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Petronski; cyborg
Then she'll need the nutrition facts:



Amazing! Ten percent of your daily vitamin C. Goodbye orange juice, hello pork brains!
114 posted on 08/23/2005 9:15:09 AM PDT by kenth
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To: pissant
Yes, it is pork liver and pork fat. It is sort of mushy and grayish. I get the Kahn's brand in the bright yellow tubing located in the lunch meat section. It is wonderful. It had to look up the right spelling and it is braunschweiger. When I was little we called it cat food because it did look like canned cat food. I think it is very German. But probably not a big hit with the Islams.
115 posted on 08/23/2005 9:15:11 AM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: SoothingDave

Braunsweiger is best served on toasted rye with yellow mustard.


Mmmmmmm! Bachelor-night soul food.


116 posted on 08/23/2005 9:15:28 AM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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To: pissant
Souse.

Head cheese, also called souse and brawn, is a jellied loaf or sausage. Originally it was made entirely from the meaty parts of the head of a pig or calf, but now can include edible parts of the feet, tongue, and heart. The head is cleaned and simmered until the meat falls from the bones, and the liquid is a concentrated gelatinous broth. Strained, the meat is removed from the head, chopped, seasoned and returned to the broth and the whole placed in a mold and chilled until set, so it can be sliced.


117 posted on 08/23/2005 9:15:50 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: uncitizen
YUCK! Are you kidding?! Where's chocolate or ice cream on that list?

A hot chocolate cake with ice cream on the side covered with a chocolate syrup and nuts.

118 posted on 08/23/2005 9:16:16 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: kenth

Here's one from the Midwest that will gross some people out, smoked sturgeon. Now THAT is some good stuff on saltene crackers.


119 posted on 08/23/2005 9:16:18 AM PDT by conservativebabe (Down with Islam)
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To: A knight without armor
Braunschweiger! I couldn't remember the spelling.

Mmmmmmm mmmmmm.

120 posted on 08/23/2005 9:16:47 AM PDT by Petronski (I stick to Rovian talking points: "I love Cyborg!")
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